00:00 - 00:03 | After Midinight Hours we'll do Paschal Matins. |
00:04 - 00:05 | The people will take their candles |
00:05 - 00:07 | and process around the church. |
00:08 - 00:12 | After that we begin the Divine Liturgy |
00:12 - 00:15 | and if all goes according to plan, we should be done by 1:30. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah yeah I don't care |
00:19 - 00:21 | as long as I get to chant "Anastaseos Imera" |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The.. |
00:31 - 00:33 | The choir wants to do "Anastaseos Imera" |
00:34 - 00:36 | They think you're too theatrical. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who sings in the godforsaken choir, get out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Too theatrical? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I'll show them theatrics! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Those cretins have no appreciation for good things! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I toiled for a week |
01:29 - 01:31 | and this is the thanks I get? |
01:31 - 01:34 | That's it, I quit! |
01:34 - 01:37 | You can enjoy Pascha without me! |
01:37 - 01:40 | I'm taking my services to 40 Holy Martyrs! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But my Fuhrer, we need you. |
01:42 - 01:46 | You need me? What you need is a brain! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, the people like the choir. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Polyphony? The Devil's music! |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's worse than Kazan! |
01:56 - 01:57 | And that's all your getting from now on! |
01:57 - 02:00 | You ingrates don't deserve any more. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Best not to cast pearls in front of swine. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Is this what I left Annunciation for? |
02:08 - 02:13 | To have people tell me how many chanters I can have at the stand? |
02:14 - 02:16 | Those simpleminded idiots! |
02:17 - 02:21 | They don't even know the difference between a Dogmatic Theotokion and an Apolitikia! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Why did I ever accept this job? |
02:30 - 02:34 | $500 is not worth the crap I have to deal with |
02:34 - 02:36 | at this garbage they call a church. |
02:41 - 02:42 | I'm never chanting again. |
02:43 - 02:47 | I'm never chanting again! You'll all see! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I'll join the ranks of chanters who couldn't take it any longer. |
02:54 - 02:56 | And they'll all regret their decision. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Fine. Don't give me "Anastaseos Imera". |
03:00 - 03:02 | They'll all come crawling back to me! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, it's just a phase. |
03:14 - 03:16 | The service is going to be a disaster |
03:19 - 03:23 | and there's nothing I can do about it. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Just shoot me now. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Death doesn't seem so bad. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Nobody cares about chant these days. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I don't even know if I should care. |
03:53 - 03:56 | What I do isn't worth it. |