00:00 - 02:08 | They will tear through us like Santa and a plate of fucking cookies! |
00:00 - 00:03 | This is where Smash Force fought against a bunch of villains |
00:02 - 00:07 | Whos that twat in the background? |
00:04 - 00:05 | it basically went from a shitload of supervillains to a FUCKload in about 2 hours |
00:05 - 00:07 | They were basically fighting Apocalypse and Chuck Norris at once |
00:08 - 00:12 | They were then joined by New Deathstorm to take on Thrillion and Challenger |
00:12 - 00:15 | by the way i like touching this map it gets me aroused for some reason |
00:17 - 00:19 | enough on your strange ways you giant ape, what about the superheroes, did they lose? |
00:19 - 00:21 | ive had enough of their shit taking up the whole news when the pricks arent even in germany the entire time |
00:24 - 00:26 | Um....honey...theres something else |
00:27 - 00:28 | The superheroes...well |
00:31 - 00:33 | The superheroes kicked the shit out of the villains |
00:34 - 00:36 | And they are coming for you now, they left an hour ago and they have NO rules against killing whatsoever |
00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever hates green lantern please leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | The only superhero that should be possibly coming for me is Captain America! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Why couldnt those gobshites of gone for fucking donald trump instead!? |
01:25 - 01:28 | oh they did? then WHY IN THE HELL COULDNT THEY DO THEIR DANCE OFF WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR STUPID VILLAINS?! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Also whoever the fuck is crying out there SHUT THE FUCK UP! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I haven't even gotten super soldiers or a suit yet! this is bullshit!! |
01:34 - 01:37 | THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULTS YOU DUMBASSES! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Why did you post the bloody co-ordinates to the base online?! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Calm down we can find a way around this |
01:42 - 01:46 | DONT YOU UNDERSTAND YOU TWAT? ONCE THEY BUST DOWN THE DOOR IM FUCKED! FUCKED I TELL YOU! |
01:46 - 01:48 | im sure they will reason- |
01:48 - 01:52 | YOU IGNORANT BITCH, IM HITLER IVE KILLED MILLIONS, THEY WILL RIP MY HEAD OUT OF MY FREAKING RECTUM AS EASY AS TAKING FUCKING LEGO BRICKS APART`! |
01:53 - 01:54 | They are gonna rip me limb from limb!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I was ready for Hydra,Chuck Norris and Daleks but not this shit! |
01:57 - 02:00 | One of them ripped supermans fucking head off and another one of them is Batman! If the smell of shit in here doesn't kill me they sure as balls will! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Even Batman will have fun punching the shit out of me! |
02:08 - 02:13 | THEY WILL KILL EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU ASSHOLES INFRONT OF THE REST AND WHEN YOU TRY TO LEAVE THEY'LL BURN YOUR ARSE OFF! |
02:14 - 02:16 | They will crush my head like an egg |
02:17 - 02:21 | And its 2016 so of course no fucking paradoxes either |
02:27 - 02:29 | what did i do wrong? |
02:30 - 02:34 | (apart from kill millions of people and be a racist shitebag) |
02:34 - 02:36 | They are probably landing in their fucking paper airplane now |
02:41 - 02:42 | And you idiots just stood there instead of doing something about it |
02:43 - 02:47 | YOU COULD OF FUCKING NUKED THE PLANE! |
02:48 - 02:53 | But noooooo you had to stand there like a bunch of gearheads looking at me like im a gorrilla in a fucking mueseum |
02:54 - 02:56 | and your still standing |
02:56 - 02:59 | not saying one fucking word, are you a bunch of mimes on marjuana?! |
03:00 - 03:02 | When they come, i hope they kill you first slowly and painfully |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry they'll kill you quickly so you dont feel anything |
03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted to kill 40 million more people and take over the world |
03:19 - 03:23 | Is that too much to fucking ask? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Stop touching yourself you pervert |
03:31 - 03:33 | Stop looking at me you creepy shit |
03:40 - 03:46 | I think their here |
03:46 - 03:49 | Well if i dont make it i want you to know.....i hate the whole fucking lot of you |
03:53 - 03:56 | tell my wife....ive been cheating on her with donald trump |