| 00:00 - 00:02 | So Brian Niccol says to the board |
| 00:02 - 00:06 | "Team, our same store growth was 4 percent but Pizza Hut missed theirs by half a percent" |
| 00:06 - 00:07 | "How can we help the Yum stock numbers?" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We tossed some ideas. Maybe some cross promotion with Pizza Hut |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | Possibly cut some our luxury expenses |
| 00:14 - 00:15 | Or we could take a temporary executive pay cut. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We outsourced the entire service desk. |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | Its true! |
| 00:29 - 00:30 | Its true! |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We're opening a desk in North Dakota! |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | We spent millions on superbowl commercials that no one liked |
| 00:44 - 00:47 | Millions more on breakfast and the advertising |
| 00:47 - 00:52 | And instead of pushing breakfast burritos and the crunchwrap |
| 00:52 - 00:54 | We pushed this mushy waffle taco! |
| 00:58 - 01:01 | We even arranged for a truck to bring the original Taco Bell to corporate |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Its wrapped in plastic in the parking lot |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | We have to chase homeless people out of it! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Its true! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | We got them all together in a room |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | We told them we need more flexibility! |
| 01:21 - 01:26 | You should have seen their faces! They couldn't believe it! |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | We even hired a bunch of fat security guys to mope around and watch them leave! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No seriously, we really value our service desk people |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We're going to give them six months to find a new job |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | With generous severance. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Like 5 thousand bucks after taxes. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | 5 thousand. |
| 01:58 - 02:01 | Some of them for been here for 10 years |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | Even 30 years! |
| 02:09 - 02:10 | We instructed the |
| 02:10 - 02:13 | We instructed the |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We instructed the staffmark people to tell them how generous we were |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And we were going to do everything to help their "transition"! |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Have them train their replacements |
| 02:24 - 02:28 | And then transition their sorry asses right out the door! |
| 02:28 - 02:30 | Are you living Mas? |
| 02:30 - 02:39 | We're thinking outside the bun! |
