Patch 6.9
98 views • 5/5/2016
What a mess
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Good morning sir, we've received new news about the patch 6.9 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see from here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They have introduced new dragons that give bigger buffs throughout the whole game |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have also nerfed Soraka and Taric so they arn't as much cunts as they were before |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They have also reworked a lot of the mages, some are buffs, some are nerfs. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can now carry with my great ADC mechanics |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | However, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There were |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Katarina's resistance items got buffed to where not they give 10% CDR |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Also a new item where give HP, AP and 10%CDR |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks that this change was a bad idea, please leave the fucking room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHO THE FUCK HAD THE IDEA TO DO THIS? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | OH YEAH LETS GIVE ONE OF THE MOST BULLSHIT CHAMPION A BUFF |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why not give her the 1 thing that most midlaners had that she didn't? What could go wrong? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME RIOT? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IT NOT LIKE SHE HAD TROUBLE WITH HER ABILITIES SINCE SHE KEEPS GETTING RESETS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | PEOPLE LIKE ZEB WHO ARE FAT AS FUCK ARE GOING MENTAL RIGHT NOW |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WITH THE FACT THAT SHE NOW EASILY GETS AT LEAST 30% CDR |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, In this meta she is very weak! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHE'S WEAK? SHE'S IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT FUCKING META IT IS, SHE STILL IS FUCKING BULLSHIT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, if you lock her down she cannot do anything! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah she is. IF YOU'RE ABLE TO FUCKING GET ON TOP OF HER |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | JUST FUCK OFF |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | With that amount of CDR, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | she is able to jump every 8 fucking seconds |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | SO PLEASE TELL ME, WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | PEOPLE LIKE SCARRA WHO ARE SITTING ON THEIR ARSES, SMASHING THEIR HEADS ON THEIR KEYBOARDS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR ON ADC'S WHO KEEP GETTING FUCKING ONE SHOT BY THIS PEICE OF SHIT |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | EXPLAIN TO ME HOW IM SUPPOSE TO OUTPLAY THAT?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I might as well just build nothing by MR and hope I don't get fucking raped! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I want to do is get to Diamond |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Is that too much to ask for, Riot? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But no, you shit on my dreams again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I might just quit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND GO BACK TO THAT PIECE OF SHIT DOTA 2 GAME AND PLAY WITH RETARDED RUSSIANS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHY DO RIOT DO THIS? I WANT TO GO TO THEIR HQ AND FUCKING GAS THE FUCKERS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "Oh yeah lets just give her CDR to make her stronger, that's a great idea!" |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "She is really weak in the tank meta since it's hard to get a passive going" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | NO IT ISN'T RIOT, A FUCKING RETARD WITH ADHD CAN DO IT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's fine Zeb, You're retarded but you don't have ADHD I think |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just want to get Diamond |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But Riot only cares about money and retarded monkeys |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Not fair |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not fair at all |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can already hear Zeb smashing is head on his keyboard |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The fat Welsh prick |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | "Got the reset" |
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