| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hitler. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your PS4 traveled through here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and ended up here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then it eventually got to us and we realized you are not allowed to connect to PSN |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We tried everything and we cannot get it working. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You're kidding |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My PS4 is brand new from Amazon. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Actually |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We got it from... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We got it from eBay |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sorry. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I had specific orders. Anyone who knew I wanted one from Amazon please leave the room NOW! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I thought I could trust you! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I hate everyone in this room so badly! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Didn't you idiots listen to ANYONE!?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Didn't anyone tell you I wanted a brand new, FIRST handed PS4 from Amazon!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I was looking forward to playing Minecraft on the big screen with my friends! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | eBay is the worst website EVER! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | People just sell broken garbage! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Didn't you think about that? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, I personally like eBay |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But Amazon sells products that ACTUALLY WORK! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Amazon's website layout looks ugly! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't CARE what it looks like! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I hate you! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I ORDER you to DDoS eBay! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If you deny, I will get Donald Trump to fire you! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And he won't care what you say! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | eBay deserves to die! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I hate that site so much! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | DDoS EBAY! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NOW! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | TAKE EBAY DOWN! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Or force Sony to send me an actual PS4 that works! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why did you buy me one off eBay? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I PERSONALLY TOLD YOU to avoid that site! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND YOU IGNORED ME |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND GOT ME ONE FROM EBAY! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That terrible site! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I HATE IT! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ADS FOR IT ARE EVERYWHERE TOO! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Lisa, eBay will be fine. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I try to browse the Internet and BOOM! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | EBAY! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I am so upset. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | eBay is the worst! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I NEED A NEW PS4! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE A PS4! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I want to play Minecraft with them! Please. I need one that works... |
