Myriad is sending several algos onto the beaches of Normandy,
and several more toward the Eastern front.
Sha and scrypt are coming from the east,
while qubit, skein, and groestl approach from the west.
We can't hold them off for much longer.
And we only have a single algo?
we only have...
We only have a single algo.
They will overwhelm us with five.
Everyone out except Kaiter, Yurog, Krebbs, and Potok.
That's why I said five!
I told you idiots five!
How can we compete with a single algo versus five?
Bitcoin will never compete with Myriad.
We will succumb to the many algos.
There is no way we can survive this assault.
We'll be burned by the many types of hashing.
We need more algos!
Mein furher, we can't add more algos now.
Why not five algos for bitcoin?!?
Mein furher, the Chinese will never allow us to change or add algos.
The Chinese will cost us this war!
Why didn't we change in 2011?
Fuck me we should have adapted!
We'll never escape now.
Myriad will overwhelm us and we'll burn!
Burn on the ASICs that are now hashing for Myriad!
And we had the chance to change,
but we missed it, now we're dead like Stalin!
Now we must consider some other options,
some other drastic options.
We will offer other algos,
Sidechains! That will save us from the myriad of Myriad's algos!
They can not compete with Bitcoin!
Bitcoin has been around for years.
We'll not be brushed aside by an upstart!
We'll tack on changes to stay ahead!
It's hopeless, let's exchange our BTC for MYR.
We can't let our troops see the terrible situation we're in.
If we do, then all is lost.
The trick, is to pretend.
We'll act as though we support expanding distribution with sidechains,
but it's all a ruse...
though I'm afraid Myriadcoin will crush us in the end...