Coweta Curfew

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Meanwhile, at the County Commission Chamber, the Commissioners decide to impose a curfew on the citizens of Coweta County

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00:00 - 00:03There is still snow on the ground
00:04 - 00:05And the roads are still icy
00:05 - 00:07Hwy 34, 154, and 54
00:08 - 00:12are going to be impassable overnight
00:12 - 00:15The interstates are clear, but people cannot get there
00:17 - 00:19The state is taking care of those roads
00:19 - 00:21We don't need to worry about them.
00:24 - 00:26Commissioner,
00:27 - 00:28the state didn't...
00:31 - 00:33The state didn't touch those roads
00:34 - 00:36Those roads are impassable.
00:53 - 00:58You're telling me the state didn't touch them? Clear the room.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT KIND OF GOVERNMENT
01:15 - 01:17IS IN CHARGE IN ATLANTA?
01:18 - 01:23THEY KNOW WE DON'T HAVE THE RESOURCES...
01:25 - 01:28I forgot to get milk and bread!
01:29 - 01:31Don't worry, Food Depot has some.
01:31 - 01:34GOV. DEAL CALLED ME PERSONALLY
01:34 - 01:37HE TOLD ME THE GADOT WOULD SALT OUR ROADS
01:37 - 01:40BUT WHAT GOOD DOES IT DO?
01:40 - 01:42Sir, he declared a state of emergency
01:42 - 01:46A STATE OF EMERGENCY? THAT DOESN'T CLEAR THE SNOW OFF THE ROAD!
01:46 - 01:48Commissioner, we can impose a curfew!
01:48 - 01:52Are you out of your mind?
01:53 - 01:54A CURFEW?
01:56 - 01:57You know people in Coweta County
01:57 - 02:00will go crazy
02:00 - 02:03They'll say we're taking their rights
02:04 - 02:08They will email me nasty things.
02:08 - 02:13They will mock me on Facebook
02:14 - 02:16And they'll tweet! Oh how they'll tweet.
02:17 - 02:21You don't see all the nonsense that gets posted all over the internet
02:27 - 02:29But I see it all
02:30 - 02:34Every last comment
02:34 - 02:36But I will impose a curfew
02:41 - 02:42From 5pm til 10am
02:43 - 02:47If they don't have any milk
02:48 - 02:53or eggs, or bread, or even their medicine
02:54 - 02:56they will simply have to do without
02:56 - 02:59If they defy me, I will fine them or throw them in jail
03:00 - 03:02and let them rot.
03:04 - 03:07I don't want to rot in jail.
03:14 - 03:16There's only 3 inches of snow
03:19 - 03:23But these people will never learn
03:25 - 03:26Unless we punish them
03:31 - 03:33How much room is in the jail?
03:40 - 03:46Notify Sheriff Yeager - we will fill it tonight.
03:46 - 03:49They will regret the day
03:53 - 03:56they defied Coweta County