00:00 - 00:03We have heard about many great Destiel fanfics,
00:04 - 00:05but none compare to the infamous Twist and Shout.
00:05 - 00:07It's said to have a great plot and be incredibly well-written;
00:08 - 00:12it's beautiful but extremely tragic.
00:12 - 00:15It's so sad, in fact, that it apparently made everyone who read it cry themselves to sleep.
00:17 - 00:19It can't be that bad, I mean, Steiner said
00:19 - 00:21the beginning is nothing but fluff and hot sex.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Steiner...
00:31 - 00:33Steiner finished it and was sobbing like there's no tomorrow.
00:34 - 00:36And Steiner has never once cried while watching SPN.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who has already read Twist and Shout, leave until I've finished reading it.
01:13 - 01:15I can't fucking believe this!
01:15 - 01:17I thought this was a happy story!
01:18 - 01:23Then the writers pull this crap on us! Sending Dean off to Vietnam, developing PTSD and Cas dying from AIDS!
01:25 - 01:28Now I can never listen to any Elvis or Beatles songs without crying like a baby!
01:29 - 01:31They were supposed to have a happy ending like Sam and Jess!
01:31 - 01:34Now I WILL cry over spilled milk!
01:34 - 01:37I will never recover from this! I can never move on!
01:37 - 01:40The next time I see Cas and Dean on a Supernatural episode, I will lose it!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, it's just a story. Get a hold of yourself!
01:42 - 01:46You assbutt, it's more than just that! It is a profound piece of literature that RUINED me!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, the canon Cas and Dean are still alive.
01:48 - 01:52Do you think that matters? In the Twist and Shout universe they're either dead or crestfallen.
01:53 - 01:54I can't believe those authors are cruel enough to put us through this!
01:56 - 01:57How dare they make us think everything will be alright for the first half?
01:57 - 02:00I honestly thought this fic would leave me feeling happy and that all those readers were sissies!
02:00 - 02:03But now here I am feeling like my soul has been ripped in half!
02:04 - 02:08I will never, I repeat NEVER, recover from that work of evil!
02:08 - 02:13I will never be able to go to a beach without tearing up! I will never hear about the Vietnam War without thinking about Dean and poor, sweet Adam!
02:14 - 02:16I will never stop crying when I think about how Cas' love left him and wouldn't touch him.
02:17 - 02:21I will never stop thinking about their cruel fate and how shitty it is! My heart goes out to all the readers and Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I don't understand why they couldn't have a future together.
02:30 - 02:34Why did nothing work out for them? Why?
02:34 - 02:36They could have lived on that island with the picket fence.
02:41 - 02:42They could have been happy.
02:43 - 02:47They could have grown old together! They could have recovered from the past and painted a bright future!
02:48 - 02:53Instead of having a beaten and broken veteran with an equally angsty dead AIDS victim!
02:54 - 02:56Dean and Cas deserved more than that!
02:56 - 02:59They deserved the world, they deserved the ocean not to drown them with its waves!
03:00 - 03:02Why did that asshole Michael have to live while my precious cinnamon bun Cas has to rot six feet under?
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, we can watch cute Destiel AMVs later.
03:14 - 03:16It's not fair, it's just not fair.
03:19 - 03:23They were clearly soulmates, it could have been them against the world,
03:25 - 03:26but nooooo.
03:31 - 03:33I need a drink to forget about this.
03:40 - 03:46But then again, I'll be reminded about Dean's alcoholism and feel even shittier. I can never escape Twist and Shout.
03:46 - 03:49That story deserves its praise, it deserves to be more well-known than Mein Kampf.
03:53 - 03:56I want to jump off a cliff.