| 00:01 - 00:05 | The operatives have launched the wiki successfully |
| 00:06 - 00:12 | They have repelled several DDOS attacks . . . |
| 00:13 - 00:15 | . . . and they've already populated the main list of SJWs. |
| 00:18 - 00:23 | It's essential that my page be perfect. Proofread it. |
| 00:25 - 00:28 | Mein Führer . . . . the list . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You're not on the SJWList, Mein Führer. |
| 00:34 - 00:39 | You're not even on the to-do list or the Talk page. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Everyone we put on a Hugo slate who lost, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:18 | WHO DOES VOX DAY THINK HE IS? |
| 01:19 - 01:24 | He steals all my best lines! |
| 01:26 - 01:32 | He appropriates my culture! |
| 01:33 - 01:36 | He dresses up in my uniforms! |
| 01:36 - 01:41 | He even steals my fucking barber! |
| 01:41 - 01:43 | Mein Führer, to be fair you're not really a social justice . . |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | OF COURSE I'M A SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR! |
| 01:43 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, really you're more of a . . . |
| 01:48 - 01:53 | I'm a socialist! I'm a warrior! It's simple! |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | DON'T YOU READ JONAH GOLDBERG? |
| 01:56 - 02:03 | This was supposed to be a list of the greatest monsters in history. |
| 02:05 - 02:11 | The censors! The fascists! The brutes! The journalists! |
| 02:11 - 02:17 | And all of a sudden I'm not good enough to be on it! |
| 02:17 - 02:23 | You know who else excluded people from lists? STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:32 | I made these people everything they are. |
| 02:32 - 02:37 | Half their memes would mean NOTHING without me. |
| 02:41 - 02:46 | I talked about half-savages first. |
| 02:47 - 02:53 | I came up with the idea of pretending to be a victim of the people I was persecuting. |
| 02:54 - 02:58 | It was my idea that "creepshaming" was a thing. |
| 03:00 - 03:04 | I was the one who made fleeing to a non-extraditable country masculine. |
| 03:05 - 03:09 | This is your fault for trying to vote, you know. |
| 03:15 - 03:19 | This is a kind of silencing. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now I'll never get hired at Blizzard. |
| 03:26 - 03:31 | I'll get picked on at the MENSA meetings. |
| 03:32 - 03:35 | I have been . . . no platformed. |
| 03:40 - 03:49 | What kind of world is it where people can say what they want about me? |
| 03:56 - 04:01 | Bring me my laptop. I want to go on 8chan. |
