00:01 - 00:05The operatives have launched the wiki successfully
00:06 - 00:12They have repelled several DDOS attacks . . .
00:13 - 00:15 . . . and they've already populated the main list of SJWs.
00:18 - 00:23It's essential that my page be perfect. Proofread it.
00:25 - 00:28Mein Führer . . . . the list . . .
00:31 - 00:33You're not on the SJWList, Mein Führer.
00:34 - 00:39You're not even on the to-do list or the Talk page.
00:52 - 00:58Everyone we put on a Hugo slate who lost, get out.
01:13 - 01:18WHO DOES VOX DAY THINK HE IS?
01:19 - 01:24He steals all my best lines!
01:26 - 01:32He appropriates my culture!
01:33 - 01:36He dresses up in my uniforms!
01:36 - 01:41He even steals my fucking barber!
01:41 - 01:43Mein Führer, to be fair you're not really a social justice . .
01:43 - 01:46OF COURSE I'M A SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!
01:43 - 01:48Mein Führer, really you're more of a . . .
01:48 - 01:53I'm a socialist! I'm a warrior! It's simple!
01:53 - 01:56DON'T YOU READ JONAH GOLDBERG?
01:56 - 02:03This was supposed to be a list of the greatest monsters in history.
02:05 - 02:11The censors! The fascists! The brutes! The journalists!
02:11 - 02:17And all of a sudden I'm not good enough to be on it!
02:17 - 02:23You know who else excluded people from lists? STALIN!
02:27 - 02:32I made these people everything they are.
02:32 - 02:37Half their memes would mean NOTHING without me.
02:41 - 02:46I talked about half-savages first.
02:47 - 02:53I came up with the idea of pretending to be a victim of the people I was persecuting.
02:54 - 02:58It was my idea that "creepshaming" was a thing.
03:00 - 03:04I was the one who made fleeing to a non-extraditable country masculine.
03:05 - 03:09This is your fault for trying to vote, you know.
03:15 - 03:19This is a kind of silencing.
03:19 - 03:23Now I'll never get hired at Blizzard.
03:26 - 03:31I'll get picked on at the MENSA meetings.
03:32 - 03:35I have been . . . no platformed.
03:40 - 03:49 What kind of world is it where people can say what they want about me?
03:56 - 04:01Bring me my laptop. I want to go on 8chan.