| 00:00 - 00:05 | So moonlab have introduced a new machine |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but its not on sale yet |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | four months ago it was announced |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | at a detecting rally somewhere darn sarf |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | and everyone believed its capabilities on finding treasure |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | so everyone puts down a deposit |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | hoping it will come for xmas |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | but xmas has come and gone |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | and its still not here |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | theres this little chap whos testing it over in england on the fields |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | says its the ultimate machine |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and what happens,everyone puts their deposits down |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | but its still not here |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | moonlab are laughing |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | so are all the dealers |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | making interest off all deposits |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | and still not here |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Joe Nallon is rubbing his hands |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Hes gonna make a killing off it |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | a machine that eludes everyone who wants one |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | its true |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | its like looking for lord lucan |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | never to be seen again |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | will this machine ever surface in the uk |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | i think not |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | so much hype over nothing |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | people believing everything |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Deus users selling their machines |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | cos they might not be as good |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | they believe everything |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | everything! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | and its still not on sale |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | stuck in a factory |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | being assembled by little malaysians |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | on something like 50p a day and a free bowl of rice |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | making moonlab rich |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | raking thousands |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | and its still not in the bloody shops |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | and the little fella still promotes the hype |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | on fields,even in the cold north sea |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | best since sliced bread |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | can find the tiniest coin at two feet deep |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | can find gold at three feet deep |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and buttons |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | dont forget the buttons |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Think i,ll save up for whites |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | like the one Muddy Mick has |
