| 00:00 - 00:03 | Coach Jesse Peters, you have lost another recruit to the Lumberjacks |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We still have the 2 Star WR. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are planning a recruiting visit this week here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He is not very good |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But the continual losing has hurt recruiting |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I refuse to acknowledge those losses. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I feel I was cheated. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They saved the game when we lost. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The entire dynasty is laughing at us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has not open mouth kissed me get out of the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why the hell did we save the game?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We know Heath would not have lost that game! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I played that game like I was Scotty! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I had a fool proof cheese play picked out. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I ran with my QB! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I blitzed with my CB every play! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You three are great kissers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But you have failed me on the football field! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Coach, we ran the same play all game. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It has worked every game! One play works! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach, the Lumberjacks are too good for that |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I know they are good. They ruin my recruiting trips! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 2 star punters! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why am I stuck with fast 2 star punters |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I can't cheese with only fast punters! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I need a QB that can run from 5 wide! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If we keep losing I will never be taken seriously in the dynasty! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I need to win a title in a year when I am the best team! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I need a better gameplan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How do they always know what we are going to do?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We need to sign a fast 3 star punter. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Only I can teach him to be a WR. |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | Find me a recruit that is not on anyone's board. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am getting tired |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Sick and tired of not being respected in this dynasty! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If beat Heath then Shane beats me. Next year Jeremy beats me! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I am going to win this year |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Wait until my fast punters take the field |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | One of them has to be able to pass |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, he will never pass consistently |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My CB will have 100 sacks this year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | One or two of them will be against a user |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They must be |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Do you think we can win? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Please someone tell me that we can sack a user |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It has to work at some point, right? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me a list of 2 stars. |
