00:00 - 00:03Our Nay Daze plans are completed and fool proof.
00:04 - 00:05We will drive drive up early Saturday morning.
00:05 - 00:07We will park in the pasture on the West side.
00:08 - 00:12We will start out in the swap meet section to get bargains for our dying fleet
00:12 - 00:15Catch that four wheel one-lane no-passing cross and finish the day with four-wide grass drags
00:17 - 00:19When will we get over to the Poo both
00:19 - 00:21to look at my 2017 In-D 800 H.O?
00:24 - 00:26Um, boss...
00:27 - 00:28Poo...
00:31 - 00:33Poo stopped making the In-D 800 in the Poor-Ryde Chassis.
00:34 - 00:36So we bought you that new Screw-Doo with the new 850
00:53 - 00:58If you ride a Yamer, Attic Scat, or Screw-Doo, then get out
01:13 - 01:15Do you realize how fawking much those fire starters cost?
01:15 - 01:17I want my Poo In-D with the new 800 H.O. and a conventional fawking tunnel.
01:18 - 01:23Were you thinking I would just change brands just like that because someone has a new fawking engine?
01:25 - 01:28Fawking Arrr motion chit
01:29 - 01:31Do you really think that Axis chit sucks?
01:31 - 01:34Save me money and buy Axis Switch Pro SS!
01:34 - 01:37Remember that fawking time Poo's 800 chit on every outing
01:37 - 01:40and you bough me that clutch blowing belt fawking Attic Scat?
01:40 - 01:42But boss, they said the Attic Scat was the fastest sled ever built
01:42 - 01:46Are you a fawking idiot? That thing was the biggest pile of chit
01:46 - 01:48But Boss, it they said it had 180 horse power
01:48 - 01:52If I told you my right hand can produce 180 fawkiing horse power would you fawking believe me?
01:53 - 01:54They are all fawking liars
01:56 - 01:57It's like thinking a Yamer is light.
01:57 - 02:00But the are all heavy fawking boat anchors
02:00 - 02:03and take a fawking 5000 mile to break that fawking 4-stroke in.
02:04 - 02:08I would never even buy them for our flat chested adminstrative staff who never go over 30 miles per hour
02:08 - 02:13Even if we only buy them sleds to watching them in our annual bikini run so we can raise money for our club.
02:14 - 02:16Why is this so fawking difficult for these manufacturers to understand?
02:17 - 02:21One of them better start listening to us versus stringing us along with this fawking chit; they're stalling!
02:27 - 02:29So tell me more about this Axis technology?
02:30 - 02:34Is it really a good design? I like the conventional tunnel and suspension.
02:34 - 02:36We used it for past 30 plus years.
02:41 - 02:42A few clicks done...
02:43 - 02:47None of this rider centered bull chit where you don't have to work for it when riding your sled!
02:48 - 02:53They are trying to make us stupid and lazy old fawks and make everyone an instant pro rider
02:54 - 02:56Now even our wives want to ride them and can keep up with us
02:56 - 02:59But I will have none of that; we are not buying them one.
03:00 - 03:02No fawking way will I give up me time
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, he will still buy you one.
03:14 - 03:16What are we going to do about this bro's?
03:19 - 03:23Those days, they were easy but are all now gone and not coming back
03:25 - 03:26Building engines...
03:31 - 03:33Those tricks, all gone.
03:40 - 03:46It is time we move in to the new era and start embracing this new axis technology or be left in the fawking dust.
03:46 - 03:49You better cancel that order for that Screw-doo
03:53 - 03:56I need a drink.