| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our Nay Daze plans are completed and fool proof. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will drive drive up early Saturday morning. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will park in the pasture on the West side. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will start out in the swap meet section to get bargains for our dying fleet |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Catch that four wheel one-lane no-passing cross and finish the day with four-wide grass drags |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | When will we get over to the Poo both |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to look at my 2017 In-D 800 H.O? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um, boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Poo... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Poo stopped making the In-D 800 in the Poor-Ryde Chassis. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | So we bought you that new Screw-Doo with the new 850 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you ride a Yamer, Attic Scat, or Screw-Doo, then get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you realize how fawking much those fire starters cost? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I want my Poo In-D with the new 800 H.O. and a conventional fawking tunnel. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Were you thinking I would just change brands just like that because someone has a new fawking engine? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fawking Arrr motion chit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Do you really think that Axis chit sucks? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Save me money and buy Axis Switch Pro SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Remember that fawking time Poo's 800 chit on every outing |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and you bough me that clutch blowing belt fawking Attic Scat? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But boss, they said the Attic Scat was the fastest sled ever built |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you a fawking idiot? That thing was the biggest pile of chit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Boss, it they said it had 180 horse power |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If I told you my right hand can produce 180 fawkiing horse power would you fawking believe me? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They are all fawking liars |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's like thinking a Yamer is light. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But the are all heavy fawking boat anchors |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and take a fawking 5000 mile to break that fawking 4-stroke in. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I would never even buy them for our flat chested adminstrative staff who never go over 30 miles per hour |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even if we only buy them sleds to watching them in our annual bikini run so we can raise money for our club. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why is this so fawking difficult for these manufacturers to understand? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | One of them better start listening to us versus stringing us along with this fawking chit; they're stalling! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So tell me more about this Axis technology? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Is it really a good design? I like the conventional tunnel and suspension. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We used it for past 30 plus years. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A few clicks done... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | None of this rider centered bull chit where you don't have to work for it when riding your sled! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They are trying to make us stupid and lazy old fawks and make everyone an instant pro rider |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now even our wives want to ride them and can keep up with us |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I will have none of that; we are not buying them one. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No fawking way will I give up me time |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he will still buy you one. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What are we going to do about this bro's? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Those days, they were easy but are all now gone and not coming back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Building engines... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Those tricks, all gone. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It is time we move in to the new era and start embracing this new axis technology or be left in the fawking dust. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You better cancel that order for that Screw-doo |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a drink. |
