| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is where we suspect Calvin's ass is. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And it was analised by Kaya's dick. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | before travelling to Berlin together |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But since gay sex was illegal there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So they instead went to Amsterdam |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its okay,Steiner's Army will capture them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They are arriving from Brussels |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My sexlord |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner is stuck in Lexumborg |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Hes still recovering from being fucked by Kaya |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever got their virginity taken away by Kaya,GTFO |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS ISNT FUCKING FAIR |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS ISNT FUCKING FAIR |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHY IS KAYA ALWAYS SO FUCKING HORNY |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HES EVEN HORNIER THAN MY NEIGHBOUR'S DOG |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HES DICK IS SO DURABLE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IM SUSPRISED HIS DICK HASNT FALLEN OUT YET |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HOW MANY DRUGS DID HE SHOT HIS PENIS WITH |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HOW COME I DONT HAVE THOSE IN MY PANTRY |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My sexlord,the drugs are super rare |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IM FUCKING HITLER,I'VE CONQUER HALF OF FUCKING EUROPE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But my sexlord,they are only found in Sweden |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then tell Pewdiepie to personally bring them to me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BEFORE I BURN FUCKING STOCKHOLM |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | HES FUCKED SO MANY VIRGINS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THAT THEIR VAGINAL BLOOD COULD PAINT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THE WHITE HOUSE RED |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ALL I WANTED WAS A PIECE OF CALVIN'S ASS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BUT INSTEAD HE MET KAYA AT GEYLANG AND MADE ME CHASE THEM AROUND EUROPE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I EVEN HAD TO CONQUER EUROPE TO GET TO THEM |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND I CANT EVEN TRUST YOU VIRGIN ASSES,WHY DONT YOU GUYS JUST GO AND JACK OFF STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought I can get Calvin's ass easily |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I even offered to pay him |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but he rejected me like a scrum |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | that fucking Kaya |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I HOPE HIS DICK GETS RIPPED OUT AND SAND PAPERED LIKE JUSTIN'S |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND HAVE A BABOON KICK HIS BALLS FOR ETERNITY |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | At least my balls can witstand a good kicking |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | NOT LIKE HIS SAGGY BALLSACK |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HIS BALLS REDDER THAN A GORILLAS ASS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Hold it together you can get your turn |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I give up |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can get Sarah Palin's ass instead |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | tho its hairy as fuck |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not like Calvin's |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hes are smooth like a baby's |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hope he doesnt find this video |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Stop watching it now |
