00:00 - 00:03 | Criminal Trespasses are up 136%, Vehicle Thefts are off the charts, |
00:03 - 00:05 | We are on course to generate nearly 11,000 case numbers for the first time since 2010, |
00:05 - 00:08 | and we have had six shootings in the past month on this block and half alone. |
00:08 - 00:12 | A-Platoon has 4 officers on light duty, and we are having to re-deploy cars |
00:12 - 00:15 | from Districts 3 and 4 further south on a daily basis, leaving the Northern Range largely unpatrolled. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Gomez and Support Services |
00:19 - 00:23 | need to get their shit together and have Crime Analysis put out more bulletins to assign areas of Extra Patrol. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Chief... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Gomez... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Deputy Chief Gomez put in her resignation last Monday. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Her last day is this Friday. |
00:53 - 00:58 | The following command personnel will stay behind: Deputy Chief of Patrol Richardson, and Commanders of Patrol Zones A, B, and C. |
01:13 - 01:15 | You've got to be fucking kidding me! |
01:15 - 01:17 | That's why she isn't at Command Staff today, isn't it! This is a fucking joke! |
01:18 - 01:23 | That's what this is isn't it? One big fucking joke! |
01:25 - 01:28 | It's bad enough I had to come in here and actually pretend to care about these blue-suited monkeys... |
01:29 - 01:30 | ...to act like #TheirLivesMatter! |
01:30 - 01:34 | It was almost too much of a price to come back from wasting a decade on the Western Slope. |
01:34 - 01:37 | But someone needed to put their boot on the necks of these idiots, |
01:37 - 01:40 | And what better way to justify it than blaming a culture of misconduct? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Chief, you're out out line. These were good cops that got caught in a pissing match between the previous FOP Board and-- |
01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THE FOP! They're all a bunch of insubordinate malcontents! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Chief, they only want what is best for the officers. |
01:48 - 01:52 | You shut your filthy mouth, and shut it right now. I don't care what they want. |
01:53 - 01:54 | THIS IS MY DEPARTMENT! |
01:56 - 01:57 | If they don't like it, they can fuck off to Denver PD. |
01:57 - 02:00 | WE are striving for excellence here |
02:00 - 02:03 | but it will be MY vision of excellence! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Too often I've had to try to kiss these cops' asses, pretending like I give a shit about them and their families... |
02:08 - 02:13 | ...stand-up meetings, birthday emails, Expanded Staff, and Jesus H. Christ, the worst part... |
02:14 - 02:16 | signing emails with "Thank You" and "What you do matters." |
02:17 - 02:21 | It kills me inside! Who the fuck do they think they are to think they have a say in what happens around here? |
02:27 - 02:29 | Every time I'm forced to concede to these Patrol know-nothings... |
02:30 - 02:34 | ...a little part of me dies! Just gets snuffed out like a cigarette, |
02:34 - 02:36 | and my legacy of greatness is tarnished! |
02:41 - 02:42 | I should have never agreed... |
02:43 - 02:47 | ...TO SIT ON THAT FUCKING CHIEF'S CANDIDATE FINALIST PANEL! Those other milk-toast fuckers didn't know a P.I. from a U.T.I.! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I bet White never had to sit in front of the PPA to answer questions before he got hired! |
02:53 - 02:57 | These peons...they're worthless blue suits that I pay to go out and carry out my will. |
02:57 - 02:59 | But they think they're so much more! |
03:00 - 03:02 | They used science and logic to generate that survey, to try to put the department's problems at my feet! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Kim...no one actually gives a shit about VA pamphlets. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I tried to break their wills... |
03:19 - 03:23 | ...accuse them of "gross malfeasance" in their duties, tried to paint them as blithering whiners... |
03:25 - 03:26 | ...put them on 12 hour shifts... |
03:31 - 03:33 | ...but it wasn't enough. |
03:40 - 03:46 | And with the latest misconduct by all of these idiots that I hired, everyone knows I'm a fraud, |
03:46 - 03:49 | and the City Manager is going to tank me with a worthless, figurehead job. |
03:53 - 03:56 | "Deputy City Manager." |