| 00:00 - 00:03 | The New Captain America Trailer Came Out Last Week |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It shows more epic battles between cap and iron man! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Its gained around 50 million views since the day of its release! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But The Most Important Thing Happened When It Debuted. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If You stayed till the end you would have seen... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What Would You Have Seen? Tell Me! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I Haven't had time to watch the new trailer. I Need a break! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Spider |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Spiderman Appeared with... Moving eyes and an animated suit... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Worst Of All He Is On Team Iron Man... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone Who Likes the new spiderman suit please exit the room! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY CAN'T JUST MAKE SPIDERMAN BE ON TEAM IRON MAN! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | DO THEY THINK THEY CAN JUST MAKE BOX OFFICE RECORDS WITH AN ANIMATED SUIT?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND THOSE GOOGLY EYES WHERE IT JUST WIGGLES AT THE END! WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK SPIDERMAN IS!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THE RUSSO BROTHERS MAY HAVE DONE GOOD WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT THIS IS TOO FUCKEN FAR! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND WHO THE FUCK CHOSE THIS 17 YEAR OLD TO PLAY SPIDERMAN? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | SERIOUSLY THIS HAS FUCKED UP THE WHOLE MCU! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | BUT SIR THIS IS JUST A SPIDERMAN SUIT! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP! JUST A SPIDERMAN SUIT? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS FOR THE WHOLE MCU? PETER PARKER IS NOT 17 YEARS OLD! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir... Peter Parker Is 16 In The Comics!! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THEN YOU CAN GO SHOVE YOUR COMICS UP YOUR ASS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THE COMICS MEAN NOTHING FOR THE MCU! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY TOBY MAGUIRE PLAYED SPIDERMAN? HE WAS FUCKEN AMAZING! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND HE WAS 26 YEARS OLD! COMICS MEAN NOTHING TO THE CINEMATIC FUCKEN UNIVERSE! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | SO IF YOU ARE GOING TO WALK INTO MY BUILDING TRYING TO TELL ME TO GO BY THE COMICS THEN GO FUCKEN BURN IN HELL! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THEY ARE COMPLETELY TRYING TO RIP OFF DEADPOOL WITH ANIMATED SUITS! DEADPOOL WASN'T EVEN SUCCESSFUL |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND IF YOU SAY THAT DEADPOOL WAS A GOOD MOVIE THEN YOU CAN GO KILL YOURSELF! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ITS SO HEARTBREAKING |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THIS SHIT SHOULDN'T EXIST! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Please Bring Back Andrew Garfield... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He was so good and he wasn't a teenager either! They Didn't need to animate his suit! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A LIFE WITHOUT ANDREW GARFIELD SPIDERMAN IS A LIFE NOT WORTH LIVING! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now D.C Is officially beating Marvel! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THAT IS SOMETHING THAT I SHOULD NEVER HAVE SAID! WITH THERE NEW FUCKEN BATMAN V SUPERMAN! IT WAS SO BAD BEN AFFLECK ALMOST CRIED IN AN INTERVIEW! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I WAS SO HYPED FOR THAT MOVIE TO!.... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I Want to hunt down and KILL ZACK SNYDER FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THE GUY WHO MADE FACEBOOK SHOULDN'T BE LEX LUTHOR! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY COULD OF CASTED WILL SMITH FOR FUCK SAKES! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its Ok.. We all loved Jesse Eisenberg as lex luthor! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I Don't Know What to do with my life now.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Its just... That they are trying to make as much money as deapool because of its success! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its like even Batman V Superman is getting a Rated R Directors cut! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But at least... We still have Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange in November! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...And Channing Tatum as Gambit! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But I REFUSE TO SEE CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR THIS YEAR! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Thanks A Lot Russo Brothers! |
