| 00:00 - 00:03 | So, to summarise, it has come to this... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | most of the others deserted last year, but you still want us to get Berlin back |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you want the 72 men of the 4th Engineering Corps to come up from the south |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...but I have tell you Mein Vortsfurher, we sacked them all and the SS Works Division last year on your orders |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | you said they were no good and we of the First Projects Pansy Groupen led by General Gesop could do everything |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | hang on a minute, I said what ? Are you telling me...the only General I have left is... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...that mincing ponce that pretends to do civils ? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Main Fuhrer, Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | he is a ponce but has a head like a V2 Rocket......very sharp |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...he is our best hope |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | the only ones remain in this room...you two and Jongden |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | we are well and truly fucked...13 years into a 1000 year Reich and that's all we have... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ...of course I said to sack them, you don't have to tell me that, in front of these nobheads... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I might have said sack them but you didn't tell me how useless you lot are, you said you knew what you were doing ! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...haven't I had enough on these last few years undermining anyone and everyone who challenged me ? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | haven't I made this the best place to work in the whole world ? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | aren't I just the best boss to work for ? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's about time I got the recognition I deserved for bringing in just about the best leading chemical engineer in the Reich |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Herr Hickler is ein star ! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher he fucks up everything he touches... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No he doesn't I love him like my own son... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but Mein Furher, nobody likes him... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | who are you to say such things...I love him and that's all that counts |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | he is my sole heiren, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he will take over from me one day... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I taught him all I know about |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | destroying peoples hopes and dreams...even the little ones like what colour to paint their office walls |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ...it's just as well I had these walls made soundproof by Gesop |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | otherwise those wankers outside would hear what I think of them |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | where was I ? oh yes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | my role here in this place has been compared to Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I know for a fact that the CEO |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | has compared me to him and Genghis Khan and to Stan Laurel |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To Laurel and Hardy in fact... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am doing the job of two men... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How many of you lot can say they have made so many people laugh as much as me ? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can do the funny walk like John Cleese...I can even do knock knock jokes... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but do you lot remember that ? hmm |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | do you ever say Oh I'm going to see the Fuhrer do standup tonight, no I bet not |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No, it's all the bad bits and then people just think I'm a complete twat... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I heard he has a very small penis... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Did I just here someone say I've got a very small penis ? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | that is the straw that could break a lesser camels back ! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it's not true...? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | no...my prick is quite long |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | quite long for a frustrated dictator that is... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | if anyone says that My Wife left me for a Russian with a large nob they are a liar...tell Eva not to leave me please |
