| 00:00 - 00:03 | Floki: We will start Kattegat here, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hedeby here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and raid the Huns here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The huns have a weak military |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so we can easily defeat them and demand danegold. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ragnar: What about their allies? The Saxons and Egyptians? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Floki: We did not |
| 00:25 - 00:30 | take them into account. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bjorn: We have defeated stronger enemies my king, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bjorn: I do believe we can win. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Bjorn: We will be victorious. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ragnar: If you are not one of my generals leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Ragnar: What have you been doing! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ragnar: We don't even have a permanent settlement yet! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Ragnar: We are not going to allow any failure or weaklings in the group! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Ragnar: I'm talking to you Horik |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Northmen: Stfu or get out |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ragnar: This is not tolerable! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Ragnar: We will finish what we've started! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Ragnar: I will not let this group fail |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Kalf: Let us praise Odin! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Ragnar: Shut up you're not a preacher! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Kalf: But I want to be! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ragnar: Too bad, you're supposed to be a great warrior! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Ragnar: Not another Uhtred! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ragnar: I kicked Uhtred for a reason! He was on pleb patrol |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Ragnar: And I will not let you join it either Rollo! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Ragnar: Especially after you got fisted! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Ragnar: Just be glad the other troops don't know! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Ragnar: Or your stupid blond side hoe! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Ragnar: It's hard enough managing the community and its people! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Ragnar: Now I have to gather Drxx's namechange money! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Ragnar: Finish Kattegat Floki. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Ragnar: Once it is finished we shall be active and unstoppable! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Ragnar: And not like the idiotic Egyptians or pleb patrol! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ragnar: Now, manage your warbands. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Ragnar: For I will not manage those either! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ragnar: They are just small groups, yet you need my help! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ragnar: You are viking generals |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ragnar: act like them! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Ragnar: And not like Floki's damn wife! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Northmen: This just isn't your day.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Ragnar: Let's finish Kattegat by Thursday |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ragnar: When the new episode comes out. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ragnar: I will not allow it to take longer. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ragnar: Hedeby can wait a little longer. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ragnar: Btw Rollo, nice pussy last episode. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Ragnar: I am proud of you brother. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ragnar: Just stop getting fisted by men. |
