| 00:00 - 00:05 | It all started when I 'marked' their tests |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They said hurry up we want them back |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I was like "You'll get them on Friday" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | "Don't worry little children, I totally have not lost your test papers" |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And then shit went down! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Ha! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | they thought |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | That they were going to get them back |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Get them back! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And then I told them that I had to go because a sixth former had an accident |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They didn't know that I was using half the exams to make paper aeroplanes! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And the other half as toilet paper! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | You could see half of them |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | crying in the corner! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And they were next to my |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | poo collection |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | I remember one of them |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | thinking it was a stash of kitkats! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And shoved one in his mouth |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And then I told them they'll get Easter eggs |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I told them I will give some if they |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Do well in the homework |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | They were getting proper gassed, you see |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | You could see all of them tearing from joy |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | They banged out so much, |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | you should have seen Nathan's |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | He wrote a whole |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Book about it |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Oh, there were some messed up things in there |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Ah, like Sean's deformed |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Kung fu |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Panda |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | It was pretty damn impressive though |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | It amazingly resembled my wife |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Then all of them were like where is the Easter Eggs |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | They though they were going to get Easter eggs! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Gullible children! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | You had to see the look on their faces |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | They looked |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | They looked like constipated turtles |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Why do you torture them then? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Because I like it! |
