| 00:00 - 00:05 | So, I said to the Board of Governors get on with it we have to make a decision about Hastings |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So, I said to the Board of Governors get on with it we have to make a decision about Hastings |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We have to finish this review quickly. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We're out of money and have to fill our pockets quickly. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So why don't we offer degrees at Sussex Coast College? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Sussex Coast College! |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Sussex Coast! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Sussex- |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We can tell them that we are re-imagining the University experience. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | At Sussex Coast |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We'll get students from the University, force them in there and close the door on them. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Give them a hat and a gown and a certificate |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And get them to play nine grand for the experience. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | They'll think they've been to a University, |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | like the one's they have in Brighton! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | It won't be worth the paper it is printed on. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And they'll pay nine grand! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Come to Sussex Coast! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Get a degree! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | It's just like University! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They'll take their degrees away and think that they can get a job |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Off you go- |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | here's you certificate now get a job! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No really this is a serious business, |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | we're talking about young people's lives here. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | That's why we're taking their money. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Go on have a degree- |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | A Sussex Coast degree. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | They won't stand a chance in the real world |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | No one will recognise it, worthless. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Students! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | But that's nothing- |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Nothing compared to what we are doing with the town! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We got them to give us 12 million quid |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | To build and develop facilities |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | We're selling them off before they've even unpacked the furniture! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Hastings paid for it? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Lots of it! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We can't tell them we're closing, |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | so we're telling them we're moving HE to the college |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I absolutely love ripping off students |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You're still getting paid, yes? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | You heard that lad, I'm paid more than the Prime Minister |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | a ridiculous amount of money. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | 236,000 a year. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | HE at Sussex Coast! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Can you imagine their face! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | When they realise we've been ripped them off for 12 million! |
