| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here are some alternatives to Gymetc Sir, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | you can see that there are a number of other gyms in the area. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There is an adequate one here, which has a stair master; |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | there is one here which isnt too far from home and should keep you active; |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and were told this one has a pool that is reasonable. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats all very good, but nothing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | beats Gymetc. We are going there. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer
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| 00:27 - 00:28 | your membership
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| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your membership has been cancelled by Gymetc. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You cannot go there anymore. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you cant squat 100kilos, sprint at incline 6 for 5 minutes, or perform a downward facing dog, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE HELL COULD THIS HAPPEN? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I GIVE EVERYTHING TO GYMETC |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I read all their blogs. I share all their tweets. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I do their fun days and I share my |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Gymetc referral code with everyone I meet! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And how could they even think to cancel my membership when |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I use their sun beds EVERY SINGLE DAY! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer they said you left a barbell in the middle of the floor. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Oh shut up you weakling. You cant even do a single clean and snatch with good form. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, you just dropped this weight on the floor. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I NEVER THROW DOWN WEIGHTS LIKE THIS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT WAS JUST ONE TIME |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I ALWAYS PUT MY WEIGHTS BACK AFTER MYSELF, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND I ALWAYS CLEAN DOWN MY MACHINES |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND ALWAYS TIDY UP MY BOTTLE & TOWEL. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am not some showoff who lifts more than he can handle |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Its not my fault if they have lots of great equipment and I WANT TO USE IT ALL! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want the BEST FOR MYSELF |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If I want to use their functional equipment and barbells to superset into my own HIIT workout then I should be able to. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But what if I am not able to anymore? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What if I can no longer work these chest muscles and get to be |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | super strong and super ripped? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How can I expect |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | TO COMPETE IN BRITAINS STRONGEST MAN NOW, WITHOUT A GYMETC MEMBERSHIP? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | HOW CAN I TRAIN HARD AND LOOK INCREDIBLE WITHOUT THEIR AMAZING FACILITIES? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Its not like I smell or sweat profusely when I workout. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Its not like I don't pay for all the protein shakes I have. |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | And its not like I wee in the jacuzzi, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Just keep quiet, they dont know that was you! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can already feel my muscles wasting away |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What am I going to do without my steam and sauna routine at the end of my workout? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No muscle recovery. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No chance of relaxation. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell them Ill do whatever it takes to come back, Ill pay all my membership fees. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Ill even scrub down all the changing rooms. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I just need Gymetc. |
