00:00 - 00:03 | So, I've google mapped it. |
00:04 - 00:05 | It's confusing |
00:05 - 00:07 | Lukes house is somewhere in Clifton |
00:08 - 00:12 | I believe taking the city walls is the best route. |
00:12 - 00:15 | And then we'll head down and should be there by 12. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Of course. Percival; |
00:19 - 00:21 | Hand me the mini I've been working on. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Luke... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Luke doesn't use minis in his game. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He says they're too fiddly. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody except Percival, Ethan, Adam, Alex and Wilda leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I spent all the dollar! |
01:18 - 01:23 | And took six hours to paint it. |
01:25 - 01:28 | I'll get McDragon for this. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Next you'll be telling me... |
01:31 - 01:34 | We don't even play 5e. |
01:34 - 01:37 | We just play some random homebrewed game so the rules won't be challenged. |
01:37 - 01:40 | And may as well play stick guy. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Meine Fuhrer, we play the homebrewed to have the shotguns. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Are you too wussy to take out the Psykers with your swords? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Meine Fuhrer, the Psykers are dead. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Only because you used a stupidly OP level 6 spell. |
01:53 - 01:54 | But who cares?! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Because you have a stupid party who can't even kill one boss. |
01:57 - 02:00 | You just have a cup of tea with it! |
02:00 - 02:03 | And watch it destroy an innocent City. |
02:04 - 02:08 | But it's still better than going to John's game... |
02:08 - 02:13 | where he describes every single fucking brick. |
02:14 - 02:16 | I don't give a shit about the story. |
02:17 - 02:21 | I just want to show that I'm better at tabletop's than the Blower. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I can't let him win the next Hackmaster tournament. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I suppose Luke has nachos. I do get hungry after a few hours. |
02:34 - 02:36 | As long as Sam doesn't spill fucking coke on them. |
02:41 - 02:42 | No minis... |
02:43 - 02:47 | It's not even set in a D&D setting. Just some more homebrewed bantha piss! |
02:48 - 02:53 | And you n00bs only like it because you aren't l33t enough. |
02:54 - 02:56 | You didn't play in the glory days. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Then you may have understood my pain. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Back when mages had a d4 hit die. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Mages are viable now. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted to play. |
03:19 - 03:23 | That bullshit democratic vote means I can't. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's bantha. |
03:31 - 03:33 | We may as well just play monopoly again. |
03:40 - 03:46 | ...I spent 6 hours painting that miniture. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I sold my wife for it. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I didn't want to play anyway. |