| 00:00 - 00:03 | The BVVL warriors have joined the cause |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are Strong and organised |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are converging internationally, but with medical conferences here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are willing to fight to any lengths |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are powerless to resist them |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Genetically engineered to be smarter and more resiliant |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And soooo good looking |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We must surrender and let them win their fight |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They are too strong a force, we actually think they want world domination |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have panzer wheelchairs, in lovely bright colors |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are really nice people too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | What, is Herr Massey involved in this coupe |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I will not tolerate his strong muscles and pretty boy looks |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That Laura Jolliffe is too funny for her own good |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | She thinks she is Ellen Degeres or Joan Rivers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Lauren, Helen, Graham with their amazing ninja BVVL skills sicken me |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This Riboflavin kryptonite they use is unfathomable |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It makes them so strong and me so weak |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I hate them and their creb cycles and neuron boosting medicines |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I spit in the face of Q10 and Carnitine |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Who even knows what methionine is anyway |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It sounds like Rhiannas new smelly perfume |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Or a bad film by the Cohen brothers trying to be all clever |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't get me started on the CI programme |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Giving them super hearing and special powers of deduction |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And those chariots of steel they so beautifully manouvre |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Leaving me looking like a doddering old man |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With no style or panache |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How do I compete |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Tell me how? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I grew this moustache to look more manly than Herr Massey |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then he goes and flexes his muscles |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And I just look like a weak fool with a catapillar for facial hair |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Don't even get me started on my hair |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I just can't do anything with it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Whilst he has natural style and panache |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's not fair, not fair and I am really |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Going to throw my grenades out of my pram |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | So tell me how do I win , just how? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They have it all |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Looks, charm, intelligence and a can do attitude |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He even looks better in a dress then Caitlyn Jenner |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My legs have never been my strong point |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Various vein, bunions and pale weak calfs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I tried waxing but |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It hurts to much |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | its time to raise the White flag |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we cannot withstand the BVVL warriors |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They are.....together too strong |
