| 00:01 - 00:07 | Here is the News from Glorious North Korea |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Fascist America has been defeated by our Dear Leader |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | A brilliant secret plan that will ruin USA forever |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | We have given them horrible leaders |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Eight years ago, Dear Leader rigged the election |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | And the American fascist pigs elected a socialist pansy from Kenya |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | He has spent eight years ruining America. Wrecking the economy and letting terrorists run wild |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | But America has somehow survived |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | So Dear Leader is getting a Circus Clown elected |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Surely now, Trump will be the ruin of America |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | We have filled their streets with drugs and faked their money |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | We have created the Common Core and now final victory through Trump! |
