00:00 - 00:03 | The price of Cams is rising rapidly. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Even rough UK's fetching 14k. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Japs even less so. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Lads are getting desperate, even booters are turning UK. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Most of the clean yokes have settled here...Donegal. |
00:17 - 00:19 | What about an Altezza? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Sure they're handy got. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Big lad... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Even... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Even an is200 is making over 4k. |
00:34 - 00:36 | And thats not even a sport. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with a car thats kitted, bagged or shlammed..the door! |
01:13 - 01:15 | Your taking the piss. |
01:15 - 01:17 | Sure that lad Norris in Celbridge has 2 coupes now! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Its all over his instagram and snapchat!. |
01:25 - 01:28 | I mean for fuck sake! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Sure I'll have to get 2 credit union loans. |
01:31 - 01:34 | My dreams of a black over graphite 20v are over. |
01:34 - 01:37 | I'll never be a member of Team Tekno now! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Sure those guys know the lads that invented drifting! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Big Lad, we can badge an is200 as an Altezza! |
01:42 - 01:46 | What? sure that'll never work, sure Norris speaks Japanese! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Big lad, I've Norris on Snapchat |
01:48 - 01:52 | That won't turn an is200 into a coupe, ya thick! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Its all over! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Not even a set of chequered mats will work now! |
01:57 - 02:00 | My dreams of an 86 train with Killian and Norris at Angelsey are over! |
02:00 - 02:03 | They won't even accept my friend request with a poxy Lexus |
02:04 - 02:08 | Here I am bidding on TRD parts at auction and I'm still driving my Ma's Corsa |
02:08 - 02:13 | How am I going to get more instagram followers posting pics of a poxy Lexus? |
02:14 - 02:16 | a Lexus, with an open fucking diff! |
02:17 - 02:21 | And nobody mention the idea of buying an MX5, that will give the wrong idea! |
02:27 - 02:29 | The skinny jeans are worrying enough. |
02:30 - 02:34 | They are a good yoke for diffin, but itll never be a Coupe!! |
02:34 - 02:36 | That sweet 20v redline!!! |
02:41 - 02:42 | That redline... |
02:43 - 02:47 | And here I will be leaving single tyre marks down the road in an underpowered 6 cylinder |
02:48 - 02:53 | Sure I'll be denied entry to matsuri if they find out Ive an open diff. |
02:54 - 02:56 | They'll never follow me on instagram then. |
02:56 - 02:59 | And Patrick in that beaut of a cam. |
03:00 - 03:02 | I mean the things a fucking Beaut! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's Ok, maybe next year. |
03:14 - 03:16 | That Cummins lad is handy for odd yokes |
03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe, he'll have an ex track one there, please god... |
03:25 - 03:26 | Norris on my left? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Patrick, is he? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Offer your man 2k for that lexus, I'll pick up a set of Rota Grids off Richie in Proparts |
03:46 - 03:49 | Few Rays stickers, Everyone will think they're te37's |
03:53 - 03:56 | Then maybe Matsuri |