| 00:00 - 00:05 | So they're in the BDO meeting |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Auntie Sue says "Please put your hands together" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "For the saviour of the BDO, |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Warren Brown!" |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | No shit! That's what she came out with! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | No-one had ever heard of the fucker! |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Hahahahahahaha! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | You couldn't make it up! But it's true! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | That's when he start wheeling out his ideas. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Huge new venues! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Thousands of buses from the counties! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Free all-day bar! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | You'd think they have noticed that no fucker went to the WDT for 2 years! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Unbelievable! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | And the board just lapped it up! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | "We'll hold one of the new events in a fishmarket!" |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | A fucking fishmarket!! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | "Thousands will come from the counties on fleets of buses |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | and spend 3 days at the darts" |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | A captive audience in an abandoned fishmarket!! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | "A potential audience of 250,000 darts fans!" |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Sue was so excited she was positively moist! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And the rest of them nodded along in agreement. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously, he had some even better ideas. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Let's get the players involved as investors in the scheme. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | "I bet I can get Durrant and Mitchell |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | to part with a few quid as investors in this brilliant new event." |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | And they did, too! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | What were they thinking? |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | The bloke's some failed caterer from |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | fuck knows where! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | 10 grand, 10 grand each! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And the fucker had them believing it would be on TV as well |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | despite the fact that the BBC had just dropped Lakeside |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and picked up a PDC competition instead!! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Barry Hearn must be laughing his knackers off at this debacle. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And there's more. |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Some fans actually believed him. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Daft cunts bought tickets to the fishmarket! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Gullible fools!! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | "We'll all meet up in London and have that free bar all day" |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What were they thinking? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | In the meantime the counties supported this event |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | by booking a grand total of zero buses! |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | They knew the score. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But the board weren't so bright. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | "Free all day bar!" |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Some people will believe fucking anything! |
