| 00:00 - 00:03 | The CAS swimming 2016 happened last night. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Knox got away to a strong start |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And was in front by 14 after the freestyle |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Trinity came back over the middle of the carnival |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But Knox were in front by more than 10 at event 68 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So Knox won by more than 10 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Even if they didn't win all the relays |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Knox... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Knox were disqualified for twitching on the blocks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They lost by four points overall |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who think the DQ was legit, leave the room now... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He was disqualified! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I mean actually disqualified? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And all of the rest of the night not one other school DQ'ed |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Trinity have opened their War chest again... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Year after year... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They've paid their way to winning the CAS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even after last year's fiasco where the timing stopped |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Trinity leapt to second when they actually came fourth |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer Trinity's swimmers did break two records... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEY'RE TOTAL LIARS... NO-ONE BELIEVES THEM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer... They Disqualified Waverley as well... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They had no points to take away in the first place... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DIPSHIT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Knox never went behind all night |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Until this kid who won by 25 meters |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Got some magic advantage by not doing anything at all! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I think the Trinity swimmers were more put off by Andrew Hemsworth's abs... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or maybe their fans in the crowd who often spend their time setting off flare guns at Western Sydney Wanderers games... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THE SCUM OF THE WESTERN SUBURBS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Have taken the CAS premiership back to the Lakemba Mosque for another year |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This situation is out of control... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They laid it on the line... Their heart and soul smashed in one moment |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | By the cheats of the Trinity High Command |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Far out... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That Barker crowd was almost as depressing as the result... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There are more of us in this room than there were in the stands yesterday. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We have soul and spirit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Unlike Cranbrook who went there last night... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And were lapped in the 100m race... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't fear... We can still win the athletics |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The school must go into a day of mourning |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | For this terrible injustice that has been done to us... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Unbelievable... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our chance is gone... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Look forward to the rugby where they will end up going home without finishing the game or with broken limbs |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | that's not a sport you can fix... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Money can't save them... |
