| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to mmacarnivale.com |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | Thank you. What is this site? |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | It is a good site. |
| 00:12 - 00:14 | No no, I meant what does this site do? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | The site is an enigma. |
| 00:16 - 00:17 | An enigma. |
| 00:17 - 00:18 | Yes. An enigma. |
| 00:20 - 00:23 | Okay, but why would anyone use this site? |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | To be enigmatic. |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Like I am. |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Okay, this interview was a bad idea. |
| 00:29 - 00:32 | Yeah, never talk to me again please. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | No, I didn't mean it like that |
| 00:37 - 00:40 | Can you please just explain what this site does? |
| 00:40 - 00:45 | Okay. You want to know what this site does? |
| 00:45 - 00:50 | it brings mma fans together to talk |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | and provides the latest greatest news |
