| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, your Abarth is ready for the Twisted Sisters. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The boost is now turned up to 20 psi. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Your strut brace has been installed. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've even installed a Blow Off Plate. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Your car is doing at least 190 hp now. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. Now I'm ready to show those stock losers at Twisted Sisters what a real Abarth is like. They will eat my dust. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Excellent. Now I'm ready to show those stock losers at Twisted Sisters what a real Abarth is like. They will eat my dust. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir .... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have information... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, Eurodrive Stage 2 is putting out over 235 wheel horsepower. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your piggyback isn't going to be fast enough to keep up with anyone. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with under 200 horsepower leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A PIGGYBACK COSTS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE TUNE IF ANYONE HAD THE BALLS TO TELL ME! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | NOW I'M THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO EAT ROCKS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | TWISTED SISTERS IS IN JUNE! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I SHOULD NEVER HAVE LISTENED TO THE FORUMS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY SAID IT WAS THE BEST WAY TO GO! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | NOW I HAVE TO SPEND EVEN MORE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, a piggyback is the only way to keep your factory warranty. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THE WARRANTY TONY I WANT TO GO FAST |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, buying Eurodrive and an Intercooler can cost you thousands. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THAT TONY??? I WIPE MY ASS WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF ALL THE FORUMS. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've already bragged so much about how fast my Abarth is |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What am I supposed to do now? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They'll never let me live this down. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fuck man, even I'm going to even eat the dust of every boy racer that's brought his uncle's Fiat. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't be losing to every 500T and GQ that shows up. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And don't even get me started on those damned Sports. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | With their stupid ass carbon fiber and muffler deletes. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was supposed to be the fastest this year. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was going to run with the crazies. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Show them what REAL ITALIAN power is. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck man. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now I have to ride with all the kids at the back. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | These assholes think they can just slap on a tune and go fast. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And suddenly they pull away from me on every turn. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That's bullshit! They don't know how to drive! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And they go on the forums and talk like they know! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we can still go in the Pop. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was going to straighten the curves and flatten the hills. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My GoPro videos were going to get thousands of views. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ride of the Month. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And now I'm just another guy with an Abarth. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Call Chris and order me a real tune, and a new intake. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I need an intercooler also. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Screw the warranty. |
