| 00:00 - 00:03 | Some of the rebels have escaped the building |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But we have found several here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they have been releasing calls |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And blanking our customers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their swipe cards |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And frog march them from the building |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dark Lord... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We don't have any real evidence |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are organizing through Facebook |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who liked their status updates, get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We are all powerful and our staff should grovel at our feet!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They should listen to our bullshit and work for peanuts!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do you think they'll have anyone left after the purge? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No . . . They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Where is my Queen? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | She will help me bum the bastards!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm going to fucking have their assess shot!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the staff are not happy, we treat them like shit |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I know that, why do you think we are here?!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for recognition and a pay rise |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get recognition when I string them up!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The staff are nothing!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Yes, we understand your problems! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Yes, we will fix the system! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They should be happy that we give them biscuits on mondays!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They should be grateful |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But instead they want paying for all the extra shit we make them do for nothing!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They've finally realised what wankers we really are . . . |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I try so hard to keep them in the dark |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But they are more intelligent than we thought |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've tried . . . |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But now we need to get in some new people |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It'll take them at least six months to realise we're making mugs out of them!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm tired of playing this game! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | It's okay Anna, I put a jamrag in the Dark Lord's coffee pot :-) |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The rebels will carry on until they win |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll only be satisfied when we treat them properly, not like five year olds |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We lose out in the end |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for fresh meat for the grinder |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they make any demands, sack them for some stupidly random reason |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And hope we don't get sued . . . |
