| 00:00 - 00:03 | The trip went very well, 22 tourists in all |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | it's time to think about the next tour |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | maybe Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we could surely find a suitable team to play there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | some old german no hopers maybe |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | yes I sense another victory |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | what score did we beat the Swiss? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They beat us 3-2 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 3 goalkeeping errors I'm afraid |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who got less than 4 on Fit or Fugly please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | we were two nil up FOR CHRISTS SAKE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | against a set of FUCKING PENSIONERS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | not one of them was under sixty |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and their captain |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | he was a FUCKING DWARF |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who the fuck was responsible ? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | tell me which of them fucked up |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, X and Cat are getting on a bit |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to gift them three bloody goals |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Cat dislocated two fingers for the first goal |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ii don't give a fying fuck, it was a corner for fucks sake |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Why didn't he let McGowan head the fucking thing |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And who's bright idea was it to put X in pegs? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He can't get to the pub without a mobility scooter |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | he's been drawing his pension for the last 3 years |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And bringing on Ugly Banksy, were you trying to scare them to defeat |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and as for the remainder of the tapas four |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fucking useless, my granny could play better |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and she's six fucking feet under |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | mind you the ref did us no frigging favours |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | letting a woman control a mans game |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | what a joke |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | i don't care if she was looker - it was a BLATENT FUCKING PENALTY |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | its not fucking right |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | i'll tell you what still upsets me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | how could we loose |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | after that ugly bastard Hallett put us TWO NIL UP |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I think he's well fit |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's no use, we have to rebuild |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Get fatty Armpit a gastric band |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | we need him back |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | it hurts to say it but... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Give the flying pig a call |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we'll just have to wait two years |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least Jonty still has his millions |
