| 00:00 - 00:03 | And in September, they did a bar crawl |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It started at Antix here on Park Street |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And then moved here to Mbargos |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Finally finishing at The Brass Pig |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And those who survived headed south towards the Dental Bar |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and in total, how many freshers attended this debacle? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | this-this-unholy congregation of Sharkudev's fresh meat? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...everyone... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | everyone in fucking Bristol went |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Tamil soc, BDS, even the Brizzlepuffs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone who applied for ACS committee, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCK DIS FUCKING SHIT!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY DAFUQ IS EVERYONE FUCKING OFF TO ACS?!\111 |
| 01:19 - 01:23 | WHAT'S WRONG WITH HARMLESS, TEE-TOTAL, VEGETARIAN FUN? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet they advocate halal meat and include pak-soc, the fuckers! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They even lost a student in Cardiff last year |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That would never happen with us, we didn't leave anyone at Sports Comp |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every single one of you made it back to Bristol |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | EMPTY HANDED YOU INCOMPETENT FAT FUCKS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Mein Fuhrer we have reason to believe there was a double agent from ACS |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ASHIL SHAH IS ONE OF MY MOST TRUSTED CONFIDANTS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Mein Fuhrer, he works for ACS as Treasurer |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But he invited me to his LARGE night and taught me how to point'n'pout |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | CAN NO ONE BE TRUSTED?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Even their Ents Rep, Ashish |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | In what kind of committee do members suck eachother's faces |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I mean how does he even reach? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | On the other hand, that Kamiel Walia |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | can't control his relationship with his own bladder let alone with sponsors |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHY IS HE SO GODDAMN FUCKING TALL |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | *insert rant ending in 'Stalin'* |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and as for their president, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Reuben Matthew, that hench motherfucking gorilla |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | is always just high as a fucking kite. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What I don't understand |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | is how they get shit done when their VP can't even scramble an egg |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I mean you just raise the heat on the goddamn hob |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and maybe add some cheese for extra flavour |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But instead him and that BFG flatmate of his |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ARE TOO BUSY SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, I'm sure he loves you too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But somehow they manage |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | they manage to pull off events we never could |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | you're all shit. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I know you all attend ACS events |
| 03:40 - 03:45 | I kind of want to go to ACS events too |
| 03:45 - 03:49 | I want to get with my daughters on families night |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | I want to have fun. |
