| 00:00 - 00:03 | this is regarding the "saju" issue |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | numerous sightings of seejoids have been reported |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in vitemuntopia and the areas surrounding hobotown |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | residents describe them as " short brownass pungent motherfuckers" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | their leader Ashwin saju ...is plotting to attack our base in vitemuntopia... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | its okay...just deploy our forces there |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and capture ashwin saju before he attacks us |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we...tried |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we tried to but he got away by killing our vitemun guards |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he was assisted by the almighty "DOUGLAS" |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all vitemen who need to claim their lost penises may leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | U LITTLE FUCK FAGGOTS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I GAVE U ONE FUCKING JOB OF CAPTURING SAJU AND U FUCKED THAT UP |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I SWEAR IM GONNA FUCK ALL OF UR WIVES |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | IM GONNA MAKE THEM PREGNANT WITH SAJU SEMEN |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND THEY'LL GIVE BIRTH TO SAJU BABIES...U WANT THAT DONT U??? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THATS WHAT YOU'LL GET FOR NOT CAPTURING ASHWIN SAJU |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ALL OF YOU WILL GET FUCKED WHEN THE SEEJOIDS ATTACK |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THAT TIME YOU'LL REALISE THAT U SHOULDNT HAVE FUCKED UP...U LITTLE ASSFUCK |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I CANNOT LET U INSULT MY WIFE THAT WAY SIRE |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP U LITTLE PUSSY ...UR WIFES A SLUT ANYWAY |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | PLEASE DONT HURT MY FEELINGS SENIOR VITEMUN |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SHUT UP....WHEN THE SAJUS COME THEY'LL TAKE UR PENIS AND FUCKING BREAK IT LIKE THIS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL LORD VITEMUN??? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | LORD VITEMUN WILL FUCK ME UP |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IF HE COMES TO KNOW WE DIDNT CATCH ASHWIN SAJU |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HE'LL TEAR MY PENIS OFF |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'D RATHER BE RAPED BY SEEJOIDS THAN HAVE MY PENIS RIPPED |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ILL NEVER BE A DAD CUZ OF U |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | LORD VITEMUN WILL GRAB MY BALLS LIKE THIS AND RIP THEM |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ITS ALL UR FAULT...U ASSHOLES |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I GIVE U ONE JOB THATS IT.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I CAN FEEL MY SECOND LIVER IS BEGINNING TO FAIL |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ALL I WANTED IS SAJU CAPTURED |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | YOU ALL ARE DICKHEADS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | U PUSSY LICKING DICK SUCKING SCUMBAGS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I CANT EVEN JERK OFF TO PORN CUZ OF YOU GUYS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | YOU DISABLED THE FUCKING VPN TOO |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WHATS UR PROBLEM IF I WATCH "JAPANEES FETISH PORN" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | YOU ALL ARE JEALOUS THAT I HAVE A LARGER PENIS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | HONEY UR DADS DICK IS TINY...HE'S LYING |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | MY GRANDSON ACHINTYA'S LIFE IS IN DANGER AS WELL |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ITS OVER..THE SEEJOIDS WILL ATTACK ANY MINUTE |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | WHITEMAN JOHNSON...I KNOW UR HIDING THE VPN PASSWORD |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | GIVE IT TO ME |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I WANT TO FAP ONE LAST TIME B4 I DIE |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | DONT TELL ME YOU LOST IT.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | YOU LOST IT DIDNT YOU... |
