| 00:00 - 00:03 | So just to summarise |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Pharmacology, Microbiology, Physiology and |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | last but not least, Histology |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Will have lectures and lectorials to help students grasp important key concepts |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so that their time is not wasted studying other irrelevant materials |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, that all sounds good. But what about Anatomy? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The most important subject of all |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss dude |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There will be no lectorials or lectures at all for Anatomy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the students will just have to do some self directed learning |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who did Anatomy in their undergrad,has Anatomy as a major or watched "The Magic School Bus" please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | One of the subjects with the most content |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and about a bazillion bones,muscles and shit to remember |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | to be "self directed" |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Just shoot me already |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And don't get me started on all the other stuff we have to do |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "Self directed study" my ass |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm going to self direct my fist into your face |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Boss Dude, by having 220 hours of self directed Anatomy study... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What!? 220 hours! No way! It took me a whole day just to learn the bicep |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Boss Dude, the studying will be complemented with fortnightly visits to the central campus.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You mean place that's far away as heck with no free parking whatsoever |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | God, just one measly parking spot that isn't 10km away |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Is that too much to ask ? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The traffic sucks ass as well |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | By the time I get to uni, I've already listened to "Fast Car" on the radio like twenty times |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | *Incoherent rambling* |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | * More incoherent rambling* |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All this shit is gonna give me a heart attack |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | So y'all better get dat asspirin ready when that time comes |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Where do all my student fees go? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Not to Anatomy that's for sure. And no dissections! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I really wanted to cut shit up as well |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And that study guide.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | just makes me more depressed about all the stuff we have to learn |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Did you know there are 50 muscles in the upper limb alone? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | 50 muscles and their origins and insertions |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Sure 50 muscles in two weeks, no problem. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If I was a fucking anatomist! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can always scab lectures from that place that shall not be named |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have done Anatomy in my undergrad... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | instead I chose African Drum and Dance as a breadth |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It'll come in handy someday, right guys? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Totally not a bludge subject |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Did you know that the biceps has two heads and the triceps has three? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It totally blew my mind |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Yup,as you can see I'm fucked for Anatomy |
