| 00:00 - 00:03 | My lord, the exams are being dispatched as we speak |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They shall be |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Aqa has really high security on the vans that contain their exams. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And it shall finally reach this palce |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good I'm sure I done well in the chemistry mock paper |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My lord |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You fail... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You failed the mock paper |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and ended up getting a u grade |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't do chemistry leave this room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT PAPER |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WAS THAT EVEN A CHEMISTRY PAPER |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | IT WAS MORE LIKE A HYBRID FUCKING MATHS PAPER |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | IT WASN"T ANYTHING LIKE THE PAPERS BEFORE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I SHOULD HAVE THOSE AQA BASTARDS EXECUTED |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IT EVEN HAD MORE MATHS THEN THE PHYSICS 2015 PAPER |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I SPENT SO MUCH TIME MASTERING PV=NRT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And that is probably the only thing I got right |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My lord you got that wrong |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well that makes my day better doesn't it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm sorry lord but it's true |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I should have you executed as well |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And all those examiners |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why can't these fucking assholes put papers out of consistant difficulty |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | First they remove the fucking ISA so I can't even get my free 25% |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And then they require me to remember 12 experiments for some stupid paper |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | On top of there being a combined physical and organic chemistry paper now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And my AS grades don't even count towards my full grade so if I fuck up I waste two years |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I even did the January 2011 paper which everyone said was the hardest |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have these fucking examiners gunned down like my chemistry teacher says all the time |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now my teacher is going to call me a fruitcake for the rest of my life |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And my parents will disown me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And all that work will go down the shitter |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck those examiners. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And everyone in the chemistry department figuring out how to buttfuck students |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And those cocky assholes who think chemistry is easy |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should have AQA bombed |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And all of their families sent to concentration camps |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And then burn their bodies and take them to hell |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay he's just shit at chemistry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All this work... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | For nothing..... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm ruined |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We need to take them down before they fuck us over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Plan a course to AQA HQ right now with our bombers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And blow them to shit. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Use Hess's law if you have too. |
