| 00:00 - 00:03 | There have been quite a few birthday emails while you were away |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | .....9 to be precise and there are collection |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | envelopes incoming from here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I would add that you havent even spoken to any of the staff whose birthdays are approaching |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | actually you passed one once around about here but they blanked you |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No problem I have some cash put away |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | that money has gone |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | there were a few leavers, baby collections |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and raffle ticket sales |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can everyone who put in for my birthday, please leave the room...now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You feckin idiots! Spent all my rainy day money |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | on pressies for people I've never met! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I cant even afford a packet of beefy McCoys from the vending machine now |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | in fact the last bag got stuck! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I didnt tell him you dropped it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I may as well ask HR to simply |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | share my wage packet out amongst everyone in the office |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | here, take my money...all of it!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | aren't you over-reacting a little? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Over-reacting?! I'm skint, my kids have no inheritence! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe we could have a collection for your kids.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | another collection..I cant even afford a bic! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I dont want to hear it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm leaving my empty wallet at home from now on! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Yes you might be a much valued member of the team |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but I dont know who you are |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've never met you! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And if you are leaving, great its one less |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | birthday collection to come around! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I swear I'm that jinxed the Queen probably works here |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and she has two birthdays a year!!!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Dont get me wrong I like the Queen |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but she already has everything |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | asking me to put in is ridiculous |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | From now on I'm not bringing any money to work |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | See how they like that with their bloody envelopes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Care to contribute |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | NO I've got no cash on me |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and thats how it'll be from now! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Maybe give him that bag of McCoys back? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Oh god I just had a thought |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | its my birthday soon |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | shall we forget about this outburst |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Has anyone started a collection? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Because you know I didnt mean any of that |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But do me a favour...find out who dropped my beefy McCoys! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and get my money back. |
