| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Boeing Security is looking for illegally parked vehicles |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, we have reports of Boeing Security |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they are picking anyone that's not in a real stall |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, we don't know if they plan to address the real parking problem. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It shouldn't be a problem... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All they do is give silly meaningless tickets... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are not just giving tickets now |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They actually towed Don Montague a few weeks ago |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with FANCY inside parking permits, leave this room now... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How come I didn't knew about this?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the hell are they thinking?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Towing so many cars?! So many people?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do they even know how much 'Ron May' fees are?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Of Course Not! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Is almost $300 to get your stupid car back! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That's on top of your cab ride cost! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I have a family to feed with that money! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, it is technically our fault for parking illegally, we sh... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Those are the ONLY nearby spots left open after 5AM!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, there are OPEN spots in the far section |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't want to walk a mile or two to my desk! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That's in Mukilteo! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm barely awake and is too darn far!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I've had no breakfast, MAYBE some coffee... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and after I drive 20 miles form home... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have to WALK two more miles and go through the SMELLY tunnel? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need to fix the fact we DESERVE closer parking |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It SHOULD... NOT... take me 15 minutes to get to my desk |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Whoever was in charge of that layout must be a relative from Stallin!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't know why I get so annoyed... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Nothing is going to change... I WILL have to find a solution to this... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And for the rest of the 747 IEs |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How about this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How about I get a STUPID bicycle, with a silly helmet and a silly outfit... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And ride it thru the main gate... in the cold weather every morning! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. Right?! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | OR maybe I'll get a real T-90 Tank!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Park anywhere I feel! And have them try to tow me then!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we have inside parking... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who am I kidding?... We won't do anything... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We'll have to park REALLY far and walk all the way to our desks... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Poor Don... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That's like 30 minutes every day... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sometimes I wish I could work virtually from home |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That way I can park anywhere I want |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But MFG IEs don't get to work from home... |
