| 00:00 - 00:03 | What Happened at the weekend |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | was Lewis got a lift back to Didcot |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And everyone else went back to Kidlington |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Lewis mentioned he only managed to last.... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | about 30-45 seconds after intense foreplay |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Hopefully he hook and shook her beforehand |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And gave her sheets a good soaking |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The bed |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The bed was like a swimming pool |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But since then she's messaging him constantly |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't part of the Wolf Pack, Please get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell was she thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Messaging him constantly trying to arrange a date |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He hasn't replied once |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What does she think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A new Daddy for her kid? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened with Barry and the Brazilian |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | 25 gentle kisses on his face |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All he wanted to do was bend her over |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Rob came back and seemed to enjoy himself |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He danced around like a cheap $4 hooker in the pub |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Greg came back, Maybe he was excited |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who wouldn't be excited about the return of Greg |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But he Sucked off a fucking space hopper |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He put it right in his mouth |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, Marc has a lovely back" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, Iain has a Giant sack |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I get hard just thinking about that |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Jamie's looking around for something to put up his bum |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He needs to think bigger |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Any asshole can stick a bottle up his colon |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If only he would go bigger |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | When will girls get that we're just a bunch of teds |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They can't tell us what to do |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If We want to dance around in our pants |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Who the fuck can stop us |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll compare my penis with whoever I want |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's not gay |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If I want to drink 4 Katy's and squat down to take a piss |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then I fucking will |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Marc's always weeing on the floor |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Eventually everyone will get the point |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll accept us for being a top group of lads |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Great friends |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That isn't going to change |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now let's get a bottle of Vodka in, A load of weed |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And tell everyone else to do one |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
