| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone is upset you are leaving |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have spoken to them all |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Melbourne & Sydney |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They think we should band together to detain you |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but we are not sure how to do it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You are being foolish |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I am not that popular |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Franka |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | friend |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we know you should stay |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are organizing through Twitter |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who are pregnant or smoke get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I know I am the best designer here |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | just unappreciated by Australians |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They don't even laugh at my jokes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I haven't won the best dressed yet! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Its just not fair, my pidgeon holing |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Franka, don't be so hard |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | you didn't live on the other side of the wall ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Franka, you are very, very funny |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You have a funny way of showing it ! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Lip service from the Optus people |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit from JB |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the system!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You should have promoted me years ago |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I deserve much more money |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I think I can blame Max & Polly |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That Pino is a true dick |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't hold down a German for a long time |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and I do shave ! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am actually very, very funny in my country |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Its just you Nuff Nuffs who don't appreciate it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Jacqui laughs ! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you think she understands ? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do you think Sheng and Brady are... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | you know what I mean |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I feel for all the over 30s, they understand me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Do you think Andy wanted me ? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | maybe so.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I really am very funny |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now the dickheads will have to put up with Neils jokes |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That will teach them - Smucks ! |
