| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, our spys tell us AEV has new product. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We fear they are working on the Ram |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We believe they will debut it at SEMA |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they will be awesome. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what they will show in Las Vegas. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can keep the media at our booth |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they love the portal axles and HEMI kits |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The media... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't want to speak with us. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say we show vaporware. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who likes AEV get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why the hell are they making Ram parts? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They've taken over the Jeep market.. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They obvioiusly haven't seen the RumbleBee |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do they not know Ram Truck is mine? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AEV is fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We will tell the media that we have better parts... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Parts made from solid gold. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We will have our engineers balls if they don't make better parts. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we have no engineers.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The fucking media will never know that. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are asking about the HEMI kit still. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HEMI Kit? No one remembers that we announced that. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Do you not understand how this works? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We claim to have awesome parts to get the magazine coverage. Thats all! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No journalist would dare call us out . |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Portal Axles, Lift kits, its all bullshit, we have the media by the balls! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We are MOPAR! We are genetically superior! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This fucking AEV is a pain in my ass |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why does everyone love their stuff so much? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why can't our suppliers make better stuff than AEV? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It makes no god damn sense to me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just wish we could gain the spotlight from those assholes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | So what that I'm jealous? They're stuff is nice.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They can actually deliver. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Did you know they buy more from us then we buy from them? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Without them we would only sell a fraction of the HEMI engines we do. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Its hard to hate them when they sell so many of our parts. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who am I fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, everyone knows that. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | AEV's Ram product line is probably going to be fantastic. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll do well with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Skip, You know those guys... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Convince them to drop the Ram line |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell them we will not cut off thier balls if they drop it. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they show up at SEMA with something that makes me look bad... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll have to tell the media we have an amphibious wrangler kit or something... |
