00:00 - 00:03 | Our secretaries have been posting your CV to all the Biffa plants |
00:04 - 00:05 | with your FLT license attached to the forms |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, here and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | So far not one has replied |
00:12 - 00:15 | Your friend Buckley gave us the addresses of the plants |
00:17 - 00:19 | Ah yes, my good friend Buckley |
00:19 - 00:21 | he guaranteed me a job at Biffa |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Buckley |
00:31 - 00:33 | Buckly could never get you in, Biffas run by Polacks |
00:34 - 00:36 | You never stood a chance ! |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with a counterbalance and reach license leave the room now |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell was I thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Billy Bullshit Buckley, fucking tard |
01:18 - 01:23 | He kept on and on about getting my FLT license, I spent all my spare cash, 600 quid down the drain |
01:25 - 01:28 | Lying blackcountry bastard! |
01:29 - 01:31 | I could have finished the bathroom and bought staircarpet ! |
01:31 - 01:34 | now I'm in deep shit with Scoob |
01:34 - 01:37 | IIt was bad enough before, now iI'm really fucked , I'm finished !! |
01:37 - 01:40 | I'll end up homeless with nowhere to live |
01:40 - 01:42 | Perhaps if you try to learn Polish my Fuhrer ?? ... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Polish ? Fuck the Polacks, ugly thick bastards !! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Ola Jordan off Strictly Dancing is pretty hot l |
01:48 - 01:52 | I'm drowning here and all you think of is hot women ! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I wanted to drive forklifts |
01:56 - 01:57 | I'm fifty fuckin eight, i cant keep climbing ladders |
01:57 - 02:00 | Im fed up with decorating |
02:00 - 02:03 | and the Polacks have all the best jobs |
02:04 - 02:08 | If only my scientists could give me the atom bomb I'd turn Warsaw and Craceau into sheets of glass ! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Buckley's to blame for all this, I needed reach not fuckin bucket and clamps |
02:14 - 02:16 | Every job advertised they want reach not telehandler |
02:17 - 02:21 | plus the bastards want drivers with at least six months experience |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'll be made to look a laughing stock now oh yes! oh yes! |
02:30 - 02:34 | Fuckin Greggor will find it funny no doubt |
02:34 - 02:36 | Billy bullshit buckley the fucker |
02:41 - 02:42 | he's fucked me up yet again |
02:43 - 02:47 | why didn't you lot advise me about him |
02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone knows he is a joker |
02:54 - 02:56 | A worthless dreamer and narcissistic tosspot! |
02:56 - 02:59 | YOU STUPID USELESS GULLIBLE CUNTS |
03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry he's only joking about Warsaw .. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Someone find me last weeks cannock Advertiser |
03:19 - 03:23 | looks like I'll have to put an advert in there |
03:25 - 03:26 | decorating again .... |
03:31 - 03:33 | its all I can do .... |
03:40 - 03:46 | I dont even have luck selling fuckin cars |
03:46 - 03:49 | not like fuckin Oberst |
03:53 - 03:56 | pass me the phone someone. |