Nut Cup 2013
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Nut Cup 2013
| 00:04 - 00:06 | Let's talk about the God Damn Nut Cup |
| 00:06 - 00:09 | Who the f*#k is he? |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Your reputation of being sad sacks of shit precede you, so I wanted to see what idiots cannot figure out how to make money on this event. |
| 00:14 - 00:19 | I'm upset that I have to take time away from my busy day to play nurse maids to a bunch of dumbasses who couldn't find their dicks with both hands. |
| 00:20 - 00:23 | Because the truth is, your betting skills suck and they embarrass everyone including yourselves. |
| 00:21 - 00:28 | This tournament is the biggest collection of shitty golfers in one place at one time. They are shit, they know they are shit and this group of retards |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | is the only group in America that doesn't know they are shit. |
| 00:30 - 00:31 | What the f*$k is he doing? |
| 00:31 - 00:32 | No f*#king clue. |
| 00:32 - 00:36 | No matter, I'm on a roll and I'll deal with his candy ass later. |
| 00:37 - 00:39 | Put that god damn free coffee down right F#$#king now!!! |
| 00:44 - 00:47 | Aren't you the dumb ass that has been betting Lew Bennett to win for 10 F%*king years? |
| 00:49 - 00:51 | So you think losing this Firm's money, my money, is funny? |
| 00:54 - 00:00 | Lew F*@#king Bennett?!? |
| 00:54 - 00:56 | Lew F*#king Bennett??!? |
| 00:56 - 01:00 | I should take you out behind the building and beat the piss out of you for those bets. |
| 01:01 - 01:04 | Remember how we kicked the crap out of that guy who kept betting that pretty boy Matt Kilmer? |
| 01:08 - 01:10 | F@$K up this year and that will be you. |
| 01:11 - 01:14 | You look as pitiful as that "5" handicap Michael Payson looked in July at Verandah. |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I'm not going to listen to you berate a high school kid. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | This is from the guy who bet Brian Wilborn to win and he came in dead f#*king last. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | You're all on notice that this shitty betting ends right f@#king now. These Nut Cuppers all suck, they can't play under pressure and they are ripe for the takin |
| 01:27 - 01:32 | I have owned this event and made a ton of money betting this event as well as fixing the god damn outcome. This is simple shit and you guys keep f*@king it up. |
| 01:32 - 01:37 | Oh, I have your attention now don't I? |
| 01:37 - 01:42 | Yes, I said fixing the damn outcome. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I have made shitloads of money fixing this event and even bought a brand new decked out cadillac eldorado. |
| 01:46 - 01:51 | You know what you douchebags can buy with Nut Cup winnings... a nice set of steak knives. |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | Do you think Chris Payson really has to tuck and untuck his shirt 50 times during one god damn round of golf? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Or that Patrick Jones.......really plays that f@@#king slow? |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | These guys are on my payroll disrupting the other players. In their heads. f##$%king with them. |
| 02:07 - 02:11 | Big Pharma giving random pills out of his bag?That's me giving those bogus drugs out. Has anyone ever won that took those pills? |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | I had Sonny from Tennessee come and fake chest pains and a heart condition to f@#k with Chandler's fragile head when he was trying to win his 3rd title. |
| 02:14 - 02:18 | If I tell Alistair that Manchester City is the shittiest soccer team in the World, he'll blow a f*@$king gasket and explode on the course. |
| 02:18 - 02:19 | They are the shittiest team in the world and their fans are a bunch of wankers. |
| 02:20 - 02:26 | No shit they are all wankers. You are a wanker. These Nut Cuppers are soft, they suck and I have exploited that for years. |
| 02:26 - 02:30 | Just tell David Hughes the IRS is coming to pay his island home a visit and you watch him 3 jack from 5 feet. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Tell Gary Amaral and Mike McLauchlan that they will be making people piss in a cup as part of newly instituted drug tests and watch them react. |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | Tell Andrew Gilligan that Landsberg Bennett "might" drop a big ticket and watch him chunk it off the tee. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And you Mr. Smart Guy that bet on Bennett for 10 god damn years.. |
| 02:47 - 02:52 | while you were losing money, I bet on Bennett's father in law to win in his only appearance. I got paid and you lost your ass again. |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | I would bet on his 9 year old son Landen to have his name on the Cup before he does. |
| 02:55 - 03:00 | You've got to know and understand the weaknesses. If Gutcheon has a new woman in his life, he's on the phone half the event and plays like shit. |
| 03:08 - 03:10 | ABC. |
| 03:10 - 03:12 | A is for always be looking to get information that we can use against these bastards. |
| 03:12 - 03:13 | B means make sure we beat them silly. |
| 03:13 - 03:15 | C is for corrupt since all of these guys have a price. |
| 03:15 - 03:19 | Remember the corrupt. These bastards all have a price and a weakness. You narrow down the field to only a few contenders, the money is ours. |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | You have to pay attention and do the homework. There are very few surprises since these guys are predictably awful. |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | In order to win money betting on losers, you have to think like a god damn loser and understand the weaknesses of losers. |
| 03:28 - 03:32 | They are insecure. Tell Brian Wilborn his wife needs him to call him right away, he's calling her in his god damn back swing. |
| 03:33 - 03:34 | In his god damn back swing!!! |
| 03:35 - 03:37 | If a guy is that pitifully whipped, we can own his sorry ass. |
| 03:37 - 03:39 | Now, we own that bitch. |
| 03:40 - 03:45 | My goal every year is to get a little information on each competitor to see where their head is at and can we turn them to our side or not? |
| 03:45 - 03:48 | Not blindly betting on a guy every year and hoping he doesn't choke. |
| 03:49 - 03:54 | You think Chandler just happened by accident to get rear-ended on the 405 and the guy left the scene? F#*k no. That was me. |
| 03:54 - 03:58 | You learning yet you dumb ass? |
| 04:03 - 04:05 | This is bullshit. You can't win every time. |
| 04:05 - 04:06 | I don't win every time you dumb shit. I just don't ever lose big. |
| 04:07 - 04:12 | If you're so smart and your making all of this big money and we all work for the same company. Who do you think you are? |
| 04:12 - 04:16 | Hmm. You want to know who the F*#k I am? |
| 04:20 - 04:21 | I'll put this down so you can take a closer look at who the F@^k I am. |
| 04:21 - 04:22 | very nice. |
| 04:22 - 04:26 | Its more than very F*@^king nice. Its more than you will make this god damn year and I made it on One Nut Cup bet. |
| 04:27 - 04:32 | I am giving you information and full proof way to turn the odds in your favor to make real money. Not the chump change you are making now. |
| 04:33 - 04:36 | These guys go and play this weak ass tournament with their gay matching hats and they laugh at you. |
| 04:38 - 04:41 | Listen closely. That is them laughing at you. |
| 04:41 - 04:44 | They have laughed at all of you with your shitty bets and your shitty understanding of their little tournament. |
| 04:44 - 04:50 | But not me. I laugh at them and I make big F*@#king money on their non breaking 80 sorry golf asses. |
| 04:51 - 04:54 | Are you tired of getting laughed at and constantly losing your asses betting on these feeble players? |
| 04:54 - 04:59 | A tournament that Michael Landsberg can win 3 times and can contend every time is not a real f@#@king golf tournament!! |
| 04:59 - 05:03 | That bastard cost me the biggest cash day ever when he blew up our fix of the century. |
| 05:03 - 05:08 | We had Austin Root, long hitting son of Chandler in the event, handicap bloated beyond all F*@#king recognition, |
| 05:08 - 05:11 | He was barely on the betting board, 1000 to 1 and he was playing lights out. Kicking people's asses and laughing all the way into the clubhouse. |
| 05:11 - 05:14 | And what happens? |
| 05:14 - 05:18 | What the F*@k happens? |
| 05:18 - 05:26 | That douchebag Landsberg, with no odds to speak off because he was already a 2-time f%$king champion, beats our boy and we don't win shit. Guy has f@*king balls |
| 05:28 - 05:34 | The f*#king balls of that guy. You would have thought since that bastard had won twice before, and we had been there for him with help for the draw and pairings |
| 05:37 - 05:41 | This prick can't lay to a kid he's known since he was 2 years old. The poor Root kid has never been the same since. |
| 05:41 - 05:46 | To teach Landsberg a lesson, I brought those hillbillies who brought bags of nuts for every god damn meal and even in their golf carts. |
| 05:46 - 05:50 | But I don't think he has learned his lesson. He needs to be taught a god damn lesson about respect and loyalty. |
| 05:49 - 05:55 | This is the year that we show that bastard that he can't f%&k us. He has been f*@#king you with his out of the woods, off the cart path bullshit for years. |
| 05:55 - 06:00 | You can't let him continue to mock you drinking that gay pink drink with your money. He's even letting Bennett drink those pink drinks |
| 06:06 - 06:16 | Here they are gentleman. Gathered from our nationwide network of strippers and bookies, every little dirty secret about every one of those shitty Nut Cuppers. |
| 06:16 - 06:23 | If you want to see these cards, you have to earn that right. New information. I don't care how you get it but get it. These will be waiting for you. |
| 06:26 - 06:32 | The brass ring is right here my friends. Will you grab it or are you too big a p*ssy? |
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