00:00 - 00:03 | Your Mom's House Podcast has gotten wind of your comments |
00:04 - 00:05 | The Mommies have flooded your Twitter page |
00:05 - 00:07 | With comments coming from all over the U.S. |
00:08 - 00:12 | From Momver to Jew Dork Titty. Meat Rattle to Momlando |
00:12 - 00:15 | And everywhere in between |
00:17 - 00:19 | Just give it a few days to die down |
00:19 - 00:21 | Surely, they have better things to do |
00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
00:27 - 00:28 | We think... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We think they're retarded |
00:34 - 00:36 | And they've been fluid bonding together for years |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody not on the 13...WHAM...news team, leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | I'm going to have to deactivate my Twitter account! |
01:15 - 01:17 | And I just reached 11K followers! |
01:18 - 01:23 | "Hi Mommy" "Thanks Jeans" "Keep 'em high and tight" |
01:25 - 01:28 | "Hey, what's your name?" |
01:29 - 01:31 | "What's your pronoun?" |
01:31 - 01:34 | These motherfuckers don't even make sense |
01:34 - 01:37 | Non stop fart talk |
01:37 - 01:40 | Asking if I have cum in these balls |
01:40 - 01:42 | My leader, what about "Machines Within"? |
01:42 - 01:46 | Don't even get that song stuck in my head again |
01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, they want to know if you can make those big tits fart |
01:48 - 01:52 | That's not even in the realm of possibility |
01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck me in my ass, man! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I'm just a dumb weatherman from Rochester, NY |
01:57 - 02:00 | I like New Balances and Dad jokes |
02:00 - 02:03 | I started a war with a comedy giant |
02:04 - 02:08 | Tom is the water champ |
02:08 - 02:13 | Personality champ |
02:14 - 02:16 | And I'm pretty sure he's poly and he's bi |
02:17 - 02:21 | His Netflix specials are so good that Mike Tyson likes them. BIKES! |
02:27 - 02:29 | His wife has big tits too |
02:30 - 02:34 | Big mushy purples |
02:34 - 02:36 | I bet you they feel gooder than a bitch |
02:41 - 02:42 | I'm going to have to apologize |
02:43 - 02:47 | Or the mommies will continue asking me "Where the dudes at?" |
02:48 - 02:53 | They keep telling me I'm funny |
02:54 - 02:56 | But I know they're just fucking with me |
02:56 - 02:59 | "Would you date your mom?" Of course I would! |
03:00 - 03:02 | But why is it just like the gays? |
03:04 - 03:07 | What? It's only smells |
03:14 - 03:16 | I never thought it would get this crazy |
03:19 - 03:23 | I wish I could just tell Tom |
03:25 - 03:26 | "Make a bridge and get over it" |
03:31 - 03:33 | But I know I just need to "get my life" |
03:40 - 03:46 | He once laughed at an Asian guy getting his legs smashed by a car |
03:46 - 03:49 | He's a pyschopath |
03:53 - 03:56 | Shut down my Twitter account |