| 00:00 - 00:03 | Currently, we have two items of snap on the table |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The boiled sweets were purchased by Sam |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From the US |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The selection box supplies have dwindled but some remain |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And you've already hassled the guys on team chat, so expect more soon |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | All that's left is dregs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Someone will step up |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein snapzi... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have a fresh supply of biscuits |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Two lots of ginger snaps |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want all the contractors to leave the room, mo, new guy,... please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I hate Ginger Snaps! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who da hell buys Ginger Snaps! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I bought two selection boxes from da super market the other day |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I had to drive all the way there... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Only for you raptors to ransack it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If you eat from da snap table |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You buy for da snap table |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You don't just swoop in and take everything |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We still have some boiled sweets |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Those boiled sweets taste like a badgers arse |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They came from America... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A weasels japs eye leaks better snap! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want da quality snap now! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A badger could snip out lumps |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Of bleeding hemorrhoid nuggets |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | From its swollen chocolate starfish |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Creamed with the spunk squeezed fresh from your mums minge |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And it would still taste better than that boiled sweet that was snotted back |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Onto my precious snap table |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Is a regular supply of quality snap too much to ask for in this office |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You've burnt da bridge |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I give none of you freeloaders nothing no more |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll keep it in my draw |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just for me... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My blood sugar has been at its lowest for months, my water isn't enough |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll be forced to go back to having 20 sugars in ma brews again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I won't be paying for dat |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You guys owe me that at least |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ... 10 pounds worth of snap maaannn |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You wanna play some foosball at lunch? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose I can hassle Marty for some snap |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even though he bought some good stuff last week |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's his turn |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He'll buy me some |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll just have to pick my way through the dregs |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe I can get by on those sweets... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...A Ginger Snap or two... |
