| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, I need to speak to you about Jacob's escape. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | He fled south to some kind of gaybar in one of our German, stereotypical technoclubs. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We need to move fast before he changes his current location. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I suggest we go 'Blitzkrieg' on his white, pale ass. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | This is making me so fucking rockhard that I can't stand up. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Me too. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He wants him so fucking bad that he's sweating like a pig. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We all do. |
| 00:52 - 00:59 | Everybody get to it except Karl-Alfred, Crille, Günter, Sebmeister, Leo & Niklace. |
| 01:02 - 01:04 | (Niklace) (Leo) |
| 01:05 - 01:07 | (Günter) (Karl-Alfred) |
| 01:07 - 01:09 | (Crille) (Sebmeister) (Awkward Niklace) |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Why does he get all the pen?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why does everybody desire that pen?! |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | He's so fucking sexy! |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | That's the answer. He's one of a kind, a specie of it's own! |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | He is the one and only Jacob. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | His pen is so fucking huge & long! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He wack it into your 'burger', again, again & again. |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | You're NOTHING in compared all-together! |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | But Sir, he's a shorter than us! |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | He's fucking taller than Tom Cruise! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he's like below my nipple-height. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then he can nibble your nipple while he does it! |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | Don't you fucking get it? |
| 01:55 - 02:00 | Everything about him has a reason & function compared to your small-ass white dick. |
| 02:00 - 02:04 | You keep missing the hole while he's like a true fucking marksman! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All of you stupid fucks are smaller than Asians. |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | Just look at Crille-boi right here! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | He shoves it in about 'THIS' hard, and it's not even äckligt! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Es el fantasticó! Günter is such a retard. |
