| 00:00 - 00:03 | We hired the best guys we could find with the budget we have |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Actually they were the only ones that applied |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And they live in a completely different timezone |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have already started to take care of the botting problem |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the Dullahan server is no longer labeled as new |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So how many more servers do we need to open |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to be able to host all the new players? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | About that |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We actually |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We ran a script that banned almost the entire player base |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And have no way to reverse it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever is able to correctly format patch notes, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is completely unacceptable |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We were supposed to shut down the servers at least after 6 months |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you have any idea how many more costumes we have already designed? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Each with even better stats than the last one |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The whales would have bought them en masse |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We fired the entire networking team to pay for all those designs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And you completely screwed up the launch with a single patch |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A single SQL script |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It was the best we could do after watching all those Youtube tutorials |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I told you to use edX, or at least Coursera |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We're already unbanning them by checking the accounts one by one |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Of course you're checking them one by one |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHAT ELSE? |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | You wouldn't be able to program a script to automate it even if your life depended on it |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | All you could do was set up a thread in the forums |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And somehow even managed to screw up that too |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They are no longer believing that this is an open beta and not a launch |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT'S OBVIOUS TO THEM NOW |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All we had to do was sell as much pets as we could, and then close the servers |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This was supposed to be easy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We have done the same for 17 years |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We are the best at it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You ruined it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We were so close to succesfully release an unfinished game in a western market |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Without a single PvP element in what has always been a PvP focused MMO |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And don't even get me started with the character design |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The Blader is just focused on showing his abs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The Warmage looks like he has been diagnosed with terminal cancer |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Death: Don't listen to them God, we look amazing |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think we're done here |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The players are not going to return |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Unless... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know this might sound crazy, since we have never done something like this before |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But it's the only way |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Give them a 1-day platinum membership |
