Blair Cottrell reacts to Huts' final message.
693 views • 2/26/2016
Blair Cottrell, Chairman of Floptitude, reacts Huts and the last two weeks.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Cottrell, our efforts to secure Bendigo are underway. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're hoping for the unwashed masses of university dropouts to counter us |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here... The police will likely keep us separated, but now that |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we have recovered the missing Galea-tasers, we may be able to stun the jacks as well. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We require a group of men ready to go to prison afterwards. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Talk to Huts and arrange for some of |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | those W.A. white-supremacist skinheads to sacrifice themselves. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Cottrell... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Huts. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Huts resigned the UPF today. He apologised to Indie, chastised |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Gap and Neil, while kissing our arses. He knows he faces prison. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who haven't become a member of Fortitude, or have at least 5 different UPF-designed hoodies, fuck off outside. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HUTS HAS FUCKING QUIT? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU DON'T FUCKING QUIT THE INNER FUCKING CIRCLE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING INEPT SHITS NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTROL YOUR STUPID FUCKING EMOTIONS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONQUER THE COUNTRY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IF YOU BOGAN DICKHEADS CAN'T KEEP YOUR DICKS IN YOUR PANTS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND STOP FUCKING LEAKING OUT MY SUPER-SECRET PLANS FOR GLOBAL DOMINATION... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHICH THE AGENTS OF DIVERSITY HAVE ONCE AGAIN FOILED. THEY'RE CALLING IT FLOPTITUDE!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's your own fault your inner-circle chat was compromised. You should have changed the password after gettin... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SAY ANOTHER FUCKING WORD, I'LL SHOVE MY PASSWORD UP YOUR ARSE! WHERE IS HUTS? I WANT TO SPEAK TO THAT SHIT-DAD FUCKHEAD! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Huts was super-serious about quitting. He turned his phone off and promised to never look at it again. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | OHHH HE TURNED OFF HIS PHONE AND PINKY-SWORE? FUCK YOU! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HOW FUCKING STUPID DO I LOOK? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I WARNED THAT BOGAN ABOUT HARASSING WOMEN AND STALKING THEM |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | BUT HE DIDN'T FUCKING LISTEN TO ME, AS IF |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THE TIME I SERVED IN PRISON MEANT NOTHING! I WAS IN A DOCUMENTARY! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | NOW THE LEFTIES HAVE ALL OUR SECRET MESSAGES. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEY WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE VIEWED BY CONHEADS AND NON-PATRIOTS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER NOW, FORTITUDE FLOPPED. THE LEFTIES ARE RIGHT... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE SHITHOUSE POLI-T-ICK-AL PARTY SHOULD BE FUCKING CALLED FLOPTITUDE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | THEY HAVE ALL OF OUR SECRET MESSAGES, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ALL OF OUR SECRET VIDEOS! VIDEOS OF SEWELL BEING A SILLY SWELLY! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | SILLY SWELLY IS ONLY FOR ME! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | THEY EVEN HAVE OUR NEW PHONE NUMBERS! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF BUYING NEW SIM CARDS FOR EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU DICKHEADS LEAK TO THE LEFT! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THINGS WERE SO MUCH MORE SIMPLE IN PRISON, NO ONE TO TALK TO... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | NO FUCKING DRAMAS TO ENDURE... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | OH MY FUCKING GOD, HOW MANY DRAMAS HAVE WE HAD IN THE LAST 12 MONTHS? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | YOU FUCKING STUPID PATRIOTS KEEP BEING POTATRIOTS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Blair's girlfriend. You can't be pregnant because steroid abuse kills testicle size and sperm count. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I give up. I quit this movement too. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just wanted a way to sponge off people to pay for my steroid costs. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Shit is really expensive. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I also have to buy new clothes all the time. Expensive clothing is needed. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If Nazis have one thing going for them, it's a stylish dress sense... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Holy shit balls, I've just realised how hungry I am right now... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm gonna have an angry wank and then grab a kebab. |
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