| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir Team 2 Adam District numbers are down |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Only 2 traffic stops |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and break-ins here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I'm pretty sure Carlson has not even left the office in the past 2 night shifts |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Also Phelps has decided to retire in the next year and Christy is becoming a detective |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least I have you and Bud |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell me some good news |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sergeant Howell |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Carlson |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Carlson is also leaving for EOD school |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He will be gone for almost a year |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Ralph, Bud, Scott and Phelps |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is why we need numbers |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I cant do it all myself |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You two shits were to be my golden boys |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | "Oh Sir I want a radar" |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and you haven't done a damn thing with it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ralph do you even know what a 55 is? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do I have to find every drunk in Adam District for you |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I need fucking numbers!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sergeant I did a lot of property checks |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You idiot that was in December when they wanted property checks |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Howell I even stopped 15 cars |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And how many citations did you get asshole? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No arrests!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They want fucking citations and arrests this month you bastards |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You cleared every damn traffic stop Edward |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And you never served any damn subpoenas |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do I have to shove the subpoenas up your ass to find them? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How much clearer do i have to make it for you guys to get numbers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Its fucking numbers I want |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Carlson you mine as well leave now because you are nothing |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I feel bad I said that |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I saw myself in you when you came here |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Clearly I was mistakken |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ralph |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When are you going to blossom into the stud I need you to be? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have a bunch of lazy unmotivated fucks |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Oh "I have to go to K-9 demo during the day sarge " |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Scott do you not realize it gets in the way of numbers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fucking Carlson has SWAT every damn month |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok you'll be a detective soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Perhaps I should get this hemrrhoid taken out |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's burning through my underwear |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and pulsing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Bud your zit is bothering me again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you could stop cars and arrest people as easy as you can grow massive zits |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then you would be a half way decent Officer |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I love you Carlson |
