00:00 - 00:03 | this is a cell phone, it sends beeps for notifications if you recieve a text message or voice mail |
00:04 - 00:05 | its pretty crazy you can have multiple people text you |
00:05 - 00:07 | its called a "group message" |
00:08 - 00:12 | sometimes people are texting but it doesnt directly mean its for you |
00:12 - 00:15 | its a very cool concept, most times its nonsense, but can be funny and good for communication |
00:17 - 00:19 | so youre telling me, i can be enjoying leisure |
00:19 - 00:21 | and i can get a "notification" |
00:24 - 00:26 | brandon, |
00:27 - 00:28 | leisure.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | yes it can be interupted |
00:34 - 00:36 | but it can be silenced, its not a big deal |
00:53 - 00:58 | theres very few things i enjoy number one is leisure |
01:13 - 01:15 | who the fuck? sends a text message while im handgliding? |
01:15 - 01:17 | sailing! yachting! golfing! |
01:18 - 01:23 | do you know i was plannng a rocket trip to pluto?! |
01:25 - 01:28 | you dont give a shit! |
01:29 - 01:31 | ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOURSELF! |
01:31 - 01:34 | somethings are sacred! such as leisure!! |
01:34 - 01:37 | if im hiking mount everest or swiming the english channel |
01:37 - 01:40 | and my phone goes off the day is ruined |
01:40 - 01:42 | its just a text message nigga |
01:42 - 01:46 | text message nigga?!?! |
01:46 - 01:48 | just saying you could ignore it |
01:48 - 01:52 | ignore that my day has been ruined?!! |
01:53 - 01:54 | do you know how important |
01:56 - 01:57 | leisure is for fucks sake |
01:57 - 02:00 | do you think jesus wouldve checked his phone |
02:00 - 02:03 | on the fucking cross?!! |
02:04 - 02:08 | do you think thomas edison or leonardo da vinci |
02:08 - 02:13 | or issac newton had time to check their notifications |
02:14 - 02:16 | what the fuck man! they need leisure time! |
02:17 - 02:21 | time away from all this shit to go skiing |
02:27 - 02:29 | i work really hard |
02:30 - 02:34 | too fucking hard |
02:34 - 02:36 | i need time to relax |
02:41 - 02:42 | some might say leisure |
02:43 - 02:47 | and NO FUCKING PHONE WILL RUIN THIS! |
02:48 - 02:53 | i dont bust my ass watching day time television for this |
02:54 - 02:56 | i dont know if you know this |
02:56 - 02:59 | but im kinda a big deal |
03:00 - 03:02 | i enjoy FUCKING CROQUET! |
03:04 - 03:07 | its okay he drinks alot |
03:14 - 03:16 | yeah ive done a few shots |
03:19 - 03:23 | maybe too many, but i know when leisure |
03:25 - 03:26 | has been breached. |
03:31 - 03:33 | all i ask |
03:40 - 03:46 | is to be able to enjoy my fucking free time |
03:46 - 03:49 | without.. a text message or a doorbell |
03:53 - 03:56 | is that asking too much |