| 00:01 - 00:07 | Good Morning, Beacon Academy |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | We have re-opened the flood gates, |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Please prepare your sphincters |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | for Cancer. |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | In other news, |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | We would like to present the new rule system |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Just kidding, lol |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | But seriously, |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Follow the rules or get out, |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | We don't want edgy losers. |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Live long and prosper, |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Grim Jong Qrow |
