| 00:00 - 00:03 | 3 days ago we got an email |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | it's a pre-qualification letter that states |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | that your entire team |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | has qualified to go to |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the World Drone Prix in Dubai |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | so everybody who's getting their trips paid |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | got this letter? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | well a few more than 32 |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | may have gotten this |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | well over 120 have now received it. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and no one knows who's going for free |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if I don't have a pic of your passport, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | this is bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | this is world level bullshit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | what kind of organization is this donkey show? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | we sent them a video like they asked |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | with stupid turns and landing bullshit |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and 9 days before we get this? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I have text messages and emails that they have picked |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Awkbots, Team Moka, some chick, and FinalGlideAus |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but you might get reimbursed |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BULLSHIT!, they have money but shit credibility. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but we all have team uniforms |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | yeah but we all have to pay our own way |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | who's gonna pay for me to go to this bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I have 3 quads built for this |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and allegedly I need 5 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I bought 6 RMRC 200 mW crickets |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 'cause I heard they are the best |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and Chad just snapchatted me something about 900 mHz |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it's supposed to be the world's best race |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | with the best pilots in the world! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | but they don't even know who's going. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've been power looping through trees everywhere |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I've put Boris B's BetaFlight on even my simulator. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Airmode inverted? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can go airmode inverted with or without a burka! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | they said it was for a million dollars |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and now the winner splits 250k five ways |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | that's just 50k a guy to win |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and it's like 10k a guy to go, |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, at least we have a good video |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | would should just stick to the parks |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | doing fun fly's and MultiGP races |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or doing aerial videography |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I don't even know why we try |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | everyone and their cousin friggin' qualifies |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | it's almost as bad as the drone nationals |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God damned Camel Toe Cup. |
